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MisterE
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Location : Mexico City
Registration date : 2009-08-24

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PostSubject: A good one...JOKE   A good one...JOKE EmptyWed Feb 02, 2011 7:43 pm

Got this in the mail from a friend...

A man is stopped by the police around 1 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, “I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body”.

The officer then asks, “Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?”

The man replies, “My wife.”
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PostSubject: Re: A good one...JOKE   A good one...JOKE EmptyWed Feb 02, 2011 9:32 pm

lol! lol! drunken

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PostSubject: Re: A good one...JOKE   A good one...JOKE EmptyWed Feb 02, 2011 10:35 pm

Ha!
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Location : Northeast Georgia
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PostSubject: Re: A good one...JOKE   A good one...JOKE EmptyWed Feb 02, 2011 10:55 pm

Good one!

While we're on wife jokes---
The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze."

"The first is that I iron better than you."

Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"

Maria: "Jor hozban he say so."

Wife: "Oh yeah?"

Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."

Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"

Maria: "Jor hozban did"

Wife increasingly agitated:

"Oh he did, did he???"

Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth.

"And did my husband say that as well?"

Maria: "No Señora......The gardener did."

Wife: "So how much do you want?"
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PostSubject: Re: A good one...JOKE   A good one...JOKE EmptyWed Feb 02, 2011 11:07 pm

Excellent Dawg!!! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: A good one...JOKE   A good one...JOKE EmptyThu Feb 03, 2011 6:23 pm

OOPS

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