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Frost

Frost

Age : 41
Location : Somewhere near Philly, PA
Registration date : 2009-12-31

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PostSubject: Santa impostor alert   Santa impostor alert EmptyThu Dec 01, 2011 8:40 pm

There is a brazen impostor lurking around this forum, performing random acts of gift giving and generosity. I am sure he will not be happy when i reveal his true identity, but nonetheless i must proceed for the benefit of my brethren. Be forewarned and don't get fooled like I did. Now i'm stuck with darn near a pound of G&H Louisiana flake as well as a generous helping of Scotch Flake and Esoterica Tilbury. Don't feel bad for me, it's my own fault. Momma always said there was no such thing as santa, guess i just didnt want to believe it.

I know now he is not the real Santa, after many man hours of investigation and consultations with law enforcement, i have come to believe with a fair degree of certainty that this individual's true identity is none other than one JT. I suggest that should you chance to encounter this individual, you stay on your guard and no matter what behaviour he might display to the contrary, never let yourself be duped into believing that he is the real Santa Clause. I will have to live with this humiliation for a long time, until i can smoke my way through all of this tobacco at least, but you dont need to let it happen to you too!
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DrT999

DrT999

Age : 61
Location : Piedmont of North Carolina
Registration date : 2011-08-31

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PostSubject: Re: Santa impostor alert   Santa impostor alert EmptyThu Dec 01, 2011 8:49 pm

Sorry to hear of your troubles. I'd be happy to help you out, but you probably want to deal with this on your own. Best of luck! rendeer
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jhuggett
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jhuggett

Age : 48
Location : Olympia, WA
Registration date : 2007-12-09

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PostSubject: Re: Santa impostor alert   Santa impostor alert EmptyThu Dec 01, 2011 8:53 pm

Santa is one hell of a smart ass to boot! Laughing

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Kyle Weiss

Kyle Weiss

Location : Reno, NV
Registration date : 2011-09-18

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PostSubject: Re: Santa impostor alert   Santa impostor alert EmptyThu Dec 01, 2011 8:55 pm

Heh, Santa is sneaky. Cool Awesome.
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new2thepipe

new2thepipe

Registration date : 2011-07-20

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PostSubject: Santa   Santa impostor alert EmptyThu Dec 01, 2011 9:01 pm

Very Happy Iv been a good boy! santa can have my adress anytime! rendeer idk i dont have a chimney i will leave the mailbox open haha
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SmokeyTweed

SmokeyTweed

Age : 37
Location : Edmonton, Alberta
Registration date : 2008-10-13

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PostSubject: Re: Santa impostor alert   Santa impostor alert EmptyThu Dec 01, 2011 11:39 pm

Last year i was a bad boy i guess, all i got was a lump of Walnut in my stocking! santa
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Behike54

Behike54

Location : Midwest
Registration date : 2011-12-25

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PostSubject: Re: Santa impostor alert   Santa impostor alert EmptyWed Jan 04, 2012 4:55 pm

I know how we dealt with such chicanery on the cigar forums. We make this person's mailman curse him and force him to buy another humidor. Twisted Evil I'm not suggesting anything, I'm just talking out loud! cherry
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