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puros_bran
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PostSubject: Hey Santa!!! Bite ME!   Sat Dec 24, 2011 2:01 pm

Hows that for an ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT?


You know what man, Thanks!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Hey Santa!!! Bite ME!   Sat Dec 24, 2011 2:57 pm

Wha happened? You didn't get the Rockem Sockem Robots you asked for?

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PostSubject: Re: Hey Santa!!! Bite ME!   Sat Dec 24, 2011 3:06 pm

...or the only E-Cig he could find was hot pink... or isn't giving him enough nicotine... mixed with holiday traffic... yikes. Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: Hey Santa!!! Bite ME!   Sat Dec 24, 2011 4:34 pm

I've been home for 5-6 days. Bores off my arse. Supposed to be busy but nothings moving. But anyway.

Santa sent me a gift, called me a butthead, and Said 'Merry Christmas'
said I needed an attitude adjustment. FU SANTA!! 😃
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PostSubject: Re: Hey Santa!!! Bite ME!   Sat Dec 24, 2011 4:57 pm

Hey PB, remember The Islands, the cocktails, the calm, the bird? Grab a drink and light a pipe and go there. I go to Mexico all the time wighout leaving the house. You won't care if nothing's going on at the house, you'll be busy Wink

Ya ought to put that avatar back up, the one with the bird. Cool photo Cool

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PostSubject: Re: Hey Santa!!! Bite ME!   Sat Dec 24, 2011 5:05 pm

Only cause the current one scares you...lol
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PostSubject: Re: Hey Santa!!! Bite ME!   Sat Dec 24, 2011 5:09 pm

It does Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Hey Santa!!! Bite ME!   Sat Dec 24, 2011 7:34 pm

Christmas snow scenes depress me. I hate snow and it spoils Christmas. I don't think it snows in Jerusalum so why celebrate Christ's birthday with snow? It should be hot and sunny on Christmas day.
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PostSubject: Re: Hey Santa!!! Bite ME!   Sat Dec 24, 2011 7:50 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Hey Santa!!! Bite ME!   Sat Dec 24, 2011 9:00 pm

Lol.. actually Santa messed up.

I got his addy.. muhahahahaha

You thought those little squiggly lines couldnt be read? pffft.. I got it. But not now..
someday maybe monday, maybe next month, maybe in a year.. your going to be minding your own business, walking home, checking your box for your electric bill and BOOOOOOOOMkapowboombangclangpop No more Santa, huge, huge huge mailbox bomb being planned.... nuhahahahahahahahahahah muha mu mum muhahahaha nyak nyak nyak
Just when you quit looking in fear... POW.. muhahahahaha nyak nyak nyak... Attitude adjustment.. muhahahahahaha You'll think I was bluffing and BOOM... hahahahahahaha.. TFF.

Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: Hey Santa!!! Bite ME!   Sat Dec 24, 2011 9:31 pm

Huh? Suspect
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PostSubject: Re: Hey Santa!!! Bite ME!   Sat Dec 24, 2011 9:46 pm

Santa has been sending me gifts for christmas, birthdays, st patricks day, easter, just whenever he thought he needed to for several years... He tried to hide hid identity for a couple years but I finally figured him out a year or so ago.. but I never could get his address to retaliate.. I got it now. And he can't even figure out how...lol... frikkin awesome..lol
It's gonna be payback time.. maybe tomorrow and maybe next month.. maybe in a few months.. but it will happen..lol
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PostSubject: Re: Hey Santa!!! Bite ME!   Sat Dec 24, 2011 9:50 pm

Oldawg, spot on! That's what Christmas is supposed to be!
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PostSubject: Re: Hey Santa!!! Bite ME!   Sun Dec 25, 2011 12:06 am

jlong wrote:
Christmas snow scenes depress me. I hate snow and it spoils Christmas. I don't think it snows in Jerusalum so why celebrate Christ's birthday with snow? It should be hot and sunny on Christmas day.

Actually....It does snow in Jerusalem sometimes.
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PostSubject: Re: Hey Santa!!! Bite ME!   Sun Dec 25, 2011 1:15 am


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PostSubject: Re: Hey Santa!!! Bite ME!   Sun Dec 25, 2011 1:47 am

^^ Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Hey Santa!!! Bite ME!   Sun Dec 25, 2011 10:05 am

Seasons greeting is just a way to say "I am a 'multi-cultural' douche bag with small cojones that is afraid to say 'Merry Christmas' for fear that the minority you place yourself in might be offended"

Eff That!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You minoritys better straighten up and fall in line!
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PostSubject: Re: Hey Santa!!! Bite ME!   Sun Dec 25, 2011 4:02 pm



It's Festivus for the rest of us,,,

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PostSubject: Re: Hey Santa!!! Bite ME!   Sun Dec 25, 2011 6:40 pm

WAIT! What if Santa knew you would figure it out eventually. So the sneaky ol' dude has been reusing boxes with other BoB names on them. Cleverly scribbled out to disguise them.

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PostSubject: Re: Hey Santa!!! Bite ME!   Sun Dec 25, 2011 8:49 pm

Because Santa lives north of Syria.. umm no Seri Excuse down in Mexico.. hmmm no that aint it..
Cause I said so dang it.
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PostSubject: Re: Hey Santa!!! Bite ME!   Mon Dec 26, 2011 11:02 pm

did you get coal?
Question scratch
at a loss here?
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PostSubject: Re: Hey Santa!!! Bite ME!   Mon Dec 26, 2011 11:09 pm

My guess is, some Bro probably sent him a truly awesome gift pipe. And now, instead of being able to just say "Thank You -- I'm humbled," he's got to plot revenge over it.

Seen it happen before. PeeDee bombed me with a Christmas Castello Collection Prince. Outta the freakin' Blue. As devastating as it was utterly unsuspected. So I HAD TO try & retaliate . . .

What a Face

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PostSubject: Re: Hey Santa!!! Bite ME!   Mon Dec 26, 2011 11:55 pm

Laughing i know the feeling Yak, and you can probably blame TJ for it. And that should be no big surprise to anyone who knew the man (RIP, one of a kind!). He overwhelmed me with surprise bombs of quality more than once, and when I mentioned that I'd try somehow to get even he protested, sincerely schooling me to go ahead and bomb at will, but to direct it to the unsuspecting and the deserving, to perpetuate the good will. I'd offer that same bit of wisdom to any of the brethren who receive a good will smackdown from a brother. Load up one of your own and let fly to yet another unsuspecting fellow. Keeps the good karma flowin.

I've been on the receiving end more than the giving end, and I still consider myself in debt to this place and to the brethren. You guys know who you are, some gone, some MIA, some still with us. Long live the king

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PostSubject: Re: Hey Santa!!! Bite ME!   Tue Dec 27, 2011 12:01 am

Actually it was some cash and an apology for not getting me the cigars I so rightfully deserve for putting up with you a$$hats..

in the past it's been tobacco, I think a pipe, pipe cleaners, and a cockerspanial... I don't like cocker spanials.
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PostSubject: Re: Hey Santa!!! Bite ME!   Tue Dec 27, 2011 12:17 am

Puff Daddy wrote:
Laughing i know the feeling Yak, and you can probably blame TJ for it. And that should be no big surprise to anyone who knew the man (RIP, one of a kind!). He overwhelmed me with surprise bombs of quality more than once, and when I mentioned that I'd try somehow to get even he protested, sincerely schooling me to go ahead and bomb at will, but to direct it to the unsuspecting and the deserving, to perpetuate the good will. I'd offer that same bit of wisdom to any of the brethren who receive a good will smackdown from a brother. Load up one of your own and let fly to yet another unsuspecting fellow. Keeps the good karma flowin.

I've been on the receiving end more than the giving end, and I still consider myself in debt to this place and to the brethren. You guys know who you are, some gone, some MIA, some still with us. Long live the king


Read it! Learn it! Live it! Awesome post, PD!

TJ was, indeed, The Man! RIP, Capo! king
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