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plumbernater

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PostSubject: Re: Five Things Every Man Should Have in His Pockets   Wed Mar 14, 2012 9:20 am

It usually rides in the console of my truck, but when I feel I need it it goes in my back pocket. Havent shot myself yet Shocked At home when I go to the bank store or where ever its in my back pocket. You would think here in the south you have no problems but its full of dumb asses, who will hurt or kill you for a couple bucks or just what ever. Alot of dope heads. I have folks that depend on me, and I too, pray I never have to use it. That 45 thing , I cant keep my pants up toating mine. Rolling Eyes
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Kyle Weiss

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PostSubject: Re: Five Things Every Man Should Have in His Pockets   Wed Mar 14, 2012 11:45 am

Sometimes, the peppered-with-passive-criticism challenges of why I carry irritate me, so I usually say this:

"Where I live, it's my legal right, and I like guns."

That's it. No justification, no paranoia, no problem. Rinse and repeat. If they don't "get it," or want some kind of educated, political/mental masturbatory answer, go read an effing book. Cool

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PostSubject: Re: Five Things Every Man Should Have in His Pockets   Wed Mar 14, 2012 1:30 pm

Is that a PFM III?
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PostSubject: Re: Five Things Every Man Should Have in His Pockets   Wed Mar 14, 2012 2:50 pm

Guffing? Me? Kyle...I'm shocked! lol Jeez man...you're great! Unlike some around here, you tend to take things in the spirit that they're meant. It's not like you've never done the same to ME!!! LOL I love it.

Re: the straight, subtle, system pipe. Yeah, I know they make straight systems (which has always seemed weird as the water sump is, like - gravity fed, right? So what happens when you clamp the straight stem in your mouth - without it pointing downward? Backflow! Gak!!! I mean, the design seems counter productive. Needs a one-way valve...like a heart valve.



Daily Rant #1) To me, the whole thing with the system sump is marketing and design for guys that don't smoke properly anyway. Without moist tobacco and smoking too fast, ie. hot, you don't need it. But then Great Britain and thus Ireland by default have a history in the Sub-Continent where drying tobacco might be an issue. Maybe that's it. But I think it's just another over engineered gimmick that solves what 'should' be a non-problem.

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PostSubject: Re: Five Things Every Man Should Have in His Pockets   Wed Mar 14, 2012 3:07 pm

To EFFIN funny.

Blackhorse I love ya man
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PostSubject: Re: Five Things Every Man Should Have in His Pockets   Wed Mar 14, 2012 5:34 pm

Fazby wrote:
Is that a PFM III?

You are correct, sir. Right now it's the only PFM I own, although I'm actively searching for more. I do, however, have several Shaeffer's Snorkel and Touchdown fillers.
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PostSubject: Re: Five Things Every Man Should Have in His Pockets   Wed Mar 14, 2012 5:37 pm

I keep my working knife in my pocket, and my tac on my belt(no use in keeping in my pocket where it isn't immediately available), I also keep my two multi tools and anything I need for work. I have never really carried on my hip, except for at work where I have to, I don't like the feel, or the draw from there.
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PostSubject: Re: Five Things Every Man Should Have in His Pockets   Wed Mar 14, 2012 5:37 pm

Now I gotta go ahead and guff Blackhorse back for posting his oh-so-snarky response in the wrong thread.

Or I could just let it ride and let him figure it out. Surprised

Nah...

...hey, dummy, wrong thread, but point taken. The thing is, yeah, the straight pipe "System" is a dumb idea, but could work well in a slight bend. You know, to help keep your threads... I mean... moisture from going in the wrong place.

Okay, I'm done now. Cool
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PostSubject: Re: Five Things Every Man Should Have in His Pockets   Wed Mar 14, 2012 5:54 pm

Not one mention of condoms as a mandatory carry item. What a sad bunch of old farts we are............

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PostSubject: Re: Five Things Every Man Should Have in His Pockets   Wed Mar 14, 2012 6:22 pm

Puff Daddy wrote:
Not one mention of condoms as a mandatory carry item. What a sad bunch of old farts we are............

Yeah, try and explain that one to my wife... Evil or Very Mad
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PostSubject: Re: Five Things Every Man Should Have in His Pockets   Wed Mar 14, 2012 6:42 pm

But it could be a matter of life and death!
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PostSubject: Re: Five Things Every Man Should Have in His Pockets   Thu Mar 15, 2012 10:41 pm

My pockets check is; Billfold, Cellular, Keys, Lucky Zippo, Grandpas bone handled pocket knife, and usually a guitar pick or two. I wear Flannel shirts almost 100% of the time I'm not working, so I put my smokes up there, and I never wear jeans, usually cargos. And suspenders do come in handy. I've lost about 35 lbs in the past month and a half, and my belt is on the final loop, so they keep those suckers up. Now when I'm not going to work, I usually throw a hankercheif in the back pocket, and throw a gerber on my belt. Of course it's different on different days. If I'm fishing, I'll have a bobber in my pocket, or different odds and end. If I'm going to a friends house, I may have a pocket flask. If I'm going to a attractive young ladies house, I'll carry the "Most versatile survival tool" Laughing . Just incase she has a punctured lung, or we need to carry water places. cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Five Things Every Man Should Have in His Pockets   Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:04 am

What was that prior comment about old farts not needing condoms? When you've had a vasectomy you're only shooting blanks. And as far as VD is concerned, when you are a certified old fart you really don't give a rat's ass when an attractive woman invites you "inside". What I marvel at is that nobody carries Viagra or Cialis for unexpected once in a lifetime "emergencies". Most old fart pipe smokers know how important the spark is to get their flame lit. They also carry a tamper to press their load in tight. That's why they smile a lot.
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PostSubject: Re: Five Things Every Man Should Have in His Pockets   Sun Mar 18, 2012 6:44 pm

GuitarMyFriend wrote:
If I'm going to a attractive young ladies house, I'll carry the "Most versatile survival tool" Laughing . Just incase she has a punctured lung, or we need to carry water places. cheers

Word of advice: if you puncture her lung, you're doing something wrong.
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PostSubject: Re: Five Things Every Man Should Have in His Pockets   Sun Mar 18, 2012 11:15 pm



Word of advice: if you puncture her lung, you're doing something wrong.[/quote]

Or maybe too well...?
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George Kaplan

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PostSubject: Re: Five Things Every Man Should Have in His Pockets   Mon Mar 19, 2012 1:33 pm

GuitarMyFriend wrote:


Word of advice: if you puncture her lung, you're doing something wrong.

Or maybe too well...?[/quote]

lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Five Things Every Man Should Have in His Pockets   Tue Mar 20, 2012 1:05 am

Thought you'd like that. LOL!
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PostSubject: Re: Five Things Every Man Should Have in His Pockets   Fri Mar 23, 2012 8:37 pm

I don't carry anything like lighters and guns in my pockets, mostly because carrying guns around in school is generally frowned upon. Generally.

I am, however, very particular about what I do keep in my pockets. I MUST have my car keys in my left pocket, always by themselves, my phone and a pen in my right pocket, as well as any assorted scraps of paper I happen to be handed throughout the day, like receipts and stuff. And then, in my right back pocket is my wallet. If anything is out of place, I just get this vague sense of wrongness in my pants until I fix it.
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PostSubject: Only 5   Mon Mar 26, 2012 5:42 pm

How can you keep it to 5 items.After wallet,keys,change, 2 handkerchiefs,mobile phone. I usually have 3 or 4 cased meerschaums, 2 tins of tobacco,pipe knife,lighter,matches and pipe cleaners.Typing that list I think its a wonder I can move.And yes I have a lot of pockets. P ) P ) P.S.This is not a complete list but anything else can vary. P ) P )
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