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George Kaplan

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PostSubject: Taking the family downtown   Thu Jul 05, 2012 11:25 pm

5 lanes of traffic and they made it safely to the other side. Very Happy

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gravel

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PostSubject: Re: Taking the family downtown   Thu Jul 05, 2012 11:29 pm

I thought this was going to be euphemism.
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George Kaplan

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PostSubject: Re: Taking the family downtown   Fri Jul 06, 2012 12:48 am

Sorry to disappoint you, Gravel. Sometimes I just like to post cute pictures of ducks. Very Happy
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Sean68

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PostSubject: Gruffest.   Fri Jul 06, 2012 1:49 am

Sir, sometimes it is the gruffest of character that blankets a tender heart...
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J Soshae

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PostSubject: Re: Taking the family downtown   Fri Jul 06, 2012 8:52 am

So what is the punch line? "Why did the ducks cross the road?"
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LIPIPE

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PostSubject: Re: Taking the family downtown   Fri Jul 06, 2012 9:49 am

Ha Ha! People should be as lucky in Manhattan as those ducks are in Michigan.
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PostSubject: Re: Taking the family downtown   Fri Jul 06, 2012 2:25 pm

In Manhattan, Bloomy would remove all traffic lanes to make a ducks-only Promenade.
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George Kaplan

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Location : Kalamazoo, MI
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PostSubject: Re: Taking the family downtown   Fri Jul 06, 2012 2:42 pm

There's actually a huge fine for hitting one here. Personally, I think that's idiotic. Like any city straddling a river, Kalamazoo will always have some "inconvenient" wildlife. Once in the middle of the night, I saw a dog with something in its mouth sitting at a crosswalk, like it was waiting for the light to change. When it crossed the street into my headlights, I saw it was actually a coyote with a dead turkey!
Still though, I was happy to see these little ducklings make it safely across downtown Michigan Ave.
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LIPIPE

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PostSubject: Re: Taking the family downtown   Fri Jul 06, 2012 3:17 pm

In Manhattan the wild life are people and Duck Walk is a Long Island vineyard....and pretty tasty wine I might add. Bloomie outlawed 16oz soda but he knows better than to mess with fine local wines because he has an estate out here in the tony Hamptons.

Today is my first anniversary of retirement. I've been spending it just as you see me in my avatar. I'm poolside sipping some Johnnie Walker on the rocks and smoking a fine Partagas Black Label cigar. Life's good. The pool water is 82 degrees. Now I'm off to a friend's home for a BBQ. Wish all you guys were in the neighborhood.
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PostSubject: Re: Taking the family downtown   Fri Jul 06, 2012 7:15 pm

Duck.....yum.....err I mean, I am glad they made it safely across so that they might grow into succulent morsels as they get older.
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