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Natch

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PostSubject: Screw up # 462   Sat Jul 14, 2012 8:57 am

I like the flavor and scent of cloves. As I'm in Indonesia at present, and clove cigarets are a local specialty, I got the brilliant idea to unroll a couple and smoke them in my Peterson. After several miserable puffs, I came to the conclusion that it was nasty tobacco covered in nasty clove scent.

Four bowls of decent tobacco later I still taste the crap tobacco and overpowering taste of cloves! Evil or Very Mad

I may need to wait until I return home and give that 'ol bowl the salt treatment to get that horrid taste out. Good thing I brought a few other pipes for the trip, or I'd be SOL.

Avoid putting clove tobacco from third-world cigarets in your pipes, my brothers (as if any of you are dumb enough to do it?!?), allow me to be the bad example so you won't be. Embarassed

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PostSubject: Re: Screw up # 462   Sat Jul 14, 2012 9:51 am

Shocked affraid Evil or Very Mad

What a Face
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PostSubject: Re: Screw up # 462   Sat Jul 14, 2012 10:01 am

Wow, it sounded like such a great idea... Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: Screw up # 462   Sat Jul 14, 2012 10:07 am

That sucks. Just smoke a bunch of lakelands in it, then a few black cherry aro's, and some lat. It will be ghosted so many different ways you wont notice the clove. Twisted Evil
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Kyle Weiss

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PostSubject: Re: Screw up # 462   Sat Jul 14, 2012 12:33 pm

There's a slight evil side of me that hears a Lakeland lover cryin' to his momma about that "dirty old tobacco" ghosting his bowl. Laughing

There's a slight decent side of me that hopes you chase off the ghosts because--I know exactly what it's like to have a tainted pipe.


Hope faraway lands are treatin' you good otherwise, Natch. Havin' fun?

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PostSubject: Re: Screw up # 462   Sat Jul 14, 2012 12:43 pm

i.keenum wrote:
That sucks. Just smoke a bunch of lakelands in it, then a few black cherry aro's, and some lat. It will be ghosted so many different ways you wont notice the clove. Twisted Evil

You'd have to smoke it in a hazmat suit though. The pipe would have a radioactive half life of about 200 years! Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: Screw up # 462   Sat Jul 14, 2012 6:00 pm

Well too late now....You could have told everyone about the great taste of cloves and brought back your own special Indonesian tobacco for bartering. pirat
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PostSubject: Re: Screw up # 462   Sat Jul 14, 2012 6:08 pm

Probably would have worked better with Shir Beedi's ! NOT Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: Screw up # 462   Sat Jul 14, 2012 8:14 pm

Well...you could dedicate that pipe to Thranshers Aromatic since the bowl is so well cloved.
Everyone should try Thranshers Aromatic at least once so they'd know what a truly horrible tobacco tastes like.
Clove, citrus, grass clippings, last years rats nest....good stuff. No
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PostSubject: Re: Screw up # 462   Sat Jul 14, 2012 8:22 pm

williamcharles wrote:
Clove, citrus, grass clippings, last years rats nest....good stuff. No

Now I know what to get the next bombing target. Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: Screw up # 462   Sat Jul 14, 2012 8:49 pm

Reminds me of the time I decided to make a martini out of olive juice, because I like olives. That was a FAIL.

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PostSubject: Re: Screw up # 462   Sun Jul 15, 2012 3:41 am

Harlock999 wrote:
Wow, it sounded like such a great idea... Shocked

Yea, every screw-up in my life sounded like a great idea at the time. Why is it our hindsight is so much better than our foresight? Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Screw up # 462   Sun Jul 15, 2012 8:24 pm

Natch! Isn't that the truth.

Me: "Oh, look. It won't be a big deal to cut towards me just a little. I won't push the knife too hard."

For me, those were famous last words. Now, $6000 in cold hard cash later, and a finger that will never be the same? Well, all I have to say is that every screw up sounds good at first.
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PostSubject: Re: Screw up # 462   Mon Jul 16, 2012 11:33 am

Sounds like a call for Bosun's!
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PostSubject: Re: Screw up # 462   Mon Jul 16, 2012 3:03 pm

Wait a sec..I know your older than me Natch. And you claim you only made 462 screw ups? How is that possible? I gotta call bullpoopoo. Wink Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Screw up # 462   Thu Jul 19, 2012 9:34 am

Frost wrote:
Wait a sec..I know your older than me Natch. And you claim you only made 462 screw ups? How is that possible? I gotta call bullpoopoo. Wink Laughing

No, only 462 for the year (and we still have five months to go)! Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Screw up # 462   Thu Jul 19, 2012 3:42 pm

Do you know if the Kreteks for distribution over there are different than the import ones we used to get here??

From what I understand, there is actual tobacco in them, but I have no idea in what proportions. I just remember them being not especially vitamin N fortified.

I do laud you, Natch, for giving them a try in your pipe. I think that poor Pete will forever have the ghost of your 2012 Indonesian tour, lol.
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