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Kyle Weiss

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PostSubject: MSDS: Women   Mon Jul 23, 2012 2:12 pm

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PostSubject: Re: MSDS: Women   Mon Jul 23, 2012 2:29 pm

lol! Brilliant!
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PostSubject: Re: MSDS: Women   Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:13 pm

Ha! Common ore.... lol!
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PostSubject: Re: MSDS: Women   Mon Jul 23, 2012 4:01 pm

...a very effective cleaning agent!

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PostSubject: Re: MSDS: Women   Mon Jul 23, 2012 8:35 pm

cheers cheers cheers
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PostSubject: Re: MSDS: Women   Mon Jul 23, 2012 8:42 pm

Also hygroscopic. Excessive use can be severly dehydrating.
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PostSubject: Re: MSDS: Women   Mon Jul 23, 2012 8:51 pm

Highly volitile. Woman simply coming into contact with this MSDS sheet can cause instananeous explosion. Especially the part about cleaning. Best to read the sheet, memorize, then destroy it by eating it.

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PostSubject: Re: MSDS: Women   Mon Jul 23, 2012 9:23 pm

This is just the beginning of a MSDS.
Now that you have identified a hazard, we need to know the appropriate handling precautions.
Perhaps kid gloves are appropriate (i.e., showing skill and sensitivity in dealing with people; "by diplomatic conduct he avoided antagonizing anyone").
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PostSubject: Re: MSDS: Women   Mon Jul 23, 2012 9:55 pm

Bub wrote:
We need to know the appropriate handling precautions.

Contain in mink lined vessel. Ventilate well. Material is odorized with Chanel #5. In case of emergency, douse liberally with wine and apply chocolates.

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PostSubject: Re: MSDS: Women   Mon Jul 23, 2012 10:18 pm

Nice Cool
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PostSubject: Re: MSDS: Women   Mon Jul 23, 2012 10:19 pm

Bub wrote:
,,, we need to know the appropriate handling precautions.

Blowing smoke is traditional

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PostSubject: Re: MSDS: Women   Mon Jul 23, 2012 11:41 pm

I gotta say.....I LOVE this. cheers cheers cheers

I am going to send it to my mom. She will get a kick out of it too. Needless to say, we aren't the typical females Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: MSDS: Women   Tue Jul 24, 2012 12:35 am

lol! Well played.
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PostSubject: Re: MSDS: Women   Tue Jul 24, 2012 9:37 am

s.ireland wrote:
Ha! Common ore.... lol!

I got a good snicker from that one, too!
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PostSubject: Re: MSDS: Women   Tue Jul 24, 2012 12:27 pm

Keep em coming guys!!! cheers
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PostSubject: Re: MSDS: Women   Tue Jul 24, 2012 1:11 pm

Hilarious!
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PostSubject: Re: MSDS: Women   Tue Jul 24, 2012 11:28 pm

So I'm driving down the street today and spot a youngish man and woman running toward each other. He looked glad to see her. Her, not so much. When they were maybe 20 feet apart, she hauled back her right hand and threw a punch to his head that plumb knocked him off his feet and deposited him flat on ths sidewalk. From that position he seemed to be pleading for mercy while she continued to pummel him. Passersby studied cloud formations. Dad used to advise his sons re: the utter futility of making members of the female persuasion mad, because in that state they are liable to do anything and there is no legal retaliation against them. Best to keep them calm. Maybe if more of them smoked pipes . . .
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PostSubject: Re: MSDS: Women   Wed Jul 25, 2012 6:03 am

I agree wholeheartedly that more women should smoke pipes, do they make a tobacco cased or topped with an aphrodisiac? I have several nice ladies estate pipes that would fit the occasion! cat
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PostSubject: Re: MSDS: Women   Wed Jul 25, 2012 12:05 pm

LOL! Probably not enough to do me any good.
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PostSubject: Re: MSDS: Women   Wed Jul 25, 2012 6:39 pm

I tell ya what. I volunteer to be the pipe smoking test subject. Send me all of your pipes and several different blends of bacca and I'll let you know how it goes Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy ....My husband will be thrilled, I'm sure Laughing Laughing
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