You are invited back to a simpler time.
A time when the measure of a man was not the perfection of your lawn or the number of zeroes in your 401K, but rather the size of your helmet. A time when women literally screamed and quivered at your approach.
A time when even a man named Oddlog could be King.
We are formally announcing the
Viking Pipe Club of Saint Louis.
A new pipe club, dedicated to olde pleasures.
Our premiere gathering will begin on
Tuesday, July 29th at the Fox and Hounds Tavern, located in the Cheshire Lodge.
6 p.m. if you want to catch the Happy Hour.
7 p.m. if not.
On the agenda for our first meeting will be.
1. Smoking our pipes.
2. Drinking some fine beer (or mead if you'd rather).
3. Sacking a local village.
4. Sword Fighting (winners get to be club officers, naturally)
5. Holding a pipe raffle to raise money for the club. Details to come, but they will be good ones!
So bring your favorite tobacco, your finest pipes, and a few friends.
See you there!
Go to www.vikingpipeclub.com for updates
or email me at firstname.lastname@example.org