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Briar Spirit

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PostSubject: Sick & VICIOUS Rumour going around   Fri Dec 14, 2012 12:51 am

I have been in receipt of intelligence about a rumour going around regarding a particularly cruel and vicious 'bomb' Invasion plan being formed against me, I mean come on you lot, I is EXSPURT and as such I is UNTOUCHABLE, remember!



But just in case, I have rallied the Troops!



As you can plainly see, the Troops are prepared....



So, give it your best shot punks, don't go crying to your mommies when you find your ruse has failed abysmally, you'll get no sympathy from me and the Troops, or your mommies for that matter!








Seriously though, I am deeply moved by this information, you guys and Gals are aces. I love you


Yeah okay, enough of that soppy crap, now SOD OFF the lot of ya!!!
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Kyle Weiss

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PostSubject: Re: Sick & VICIOUS Rumour going around   Fri Dec 14, 2012 4:04 am

Where the heck did you hear that?

Talk about a monkey's uncle...

Razz

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Briar Spirit

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PostSubject: Re: Sick & VICIOUS Rumour going around   Fri Dec 14, 2012 8:39 am

Unbelievable, it seems someone found a weakness, I had two small packages arrive today, one of them is supposed to be from Jim and the other I don't know who it's from.

One package had 24 grams of Triple Play, which I suspect is in fact from Jim.

The other had a small estate cob pipe, 10 grams Balkan Mix and 15 grams of Parsons Pleasure.

Unfortunately, both envelopes arrived soaking wet and OPENED, as such I am amazed they arrived at all as the address on both envelopes was barely readable.

I appreciate the kindness of the pinch of baccy guys, thank you, but don't try that again, okay!! I love you


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PostSubject: Re: Sick & VICIOUS Rumour going around   Fri Dec 14, 2012 8:43 am

cheers



Kirk Fitzgerald wrote:
Unfortunately, both envelopes arrived soaking wet and OPENED, as such I am amazed they arrived at all as the address on both envelopes was barely readable.
Yeah, but the tobacco survived - right?
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Briar Spirit

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PostSubject: Re: Sick & VICIOUS Rumour going around   Fri Dec 14, 2012 8:59 am

Rob_In_MO wrote:
Yeah, but the tobacco survived - right?

It did Rob, in fact the Triple Play is moist as hell, looks lovely, the other two samples of baccy are seriously dry and will need re-hydrating, with all that rain you'd think they'd be soaked huh! Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Sick & VICIOUS Rumour going around   Fri Dec 14, 2012 9:44 am




We don't talk about our targets. Suspect
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Briar Spirit

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PostSubject: Re: Sick & VICIOUS Rumour going around   Fri Dec 14, 2012 9:50 am

Listen, I is EXSPURT, nothing escapes me, well almost nothing it seems. Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Sick & VICIOUS Rumour going around   Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:13 am

Hmm. Somebody needs a good talking to. And by talking to I mean beating.
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Kyle Weiss

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PostSubject: Re: Sick & VICIOUS Rumour going around   Fri Dec 14, 2012 3:28 pm

Greyson wrote:
Hmm. Somebody needs a good talking to. And by talking to I mean beating.

Oh, what a list. What a list. Where should we start? Twisted Evil Very Happy

Kirk, what's happening over there? What have you done? Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Sick & VICIOUS Rumour going around   Fri Dec 14, 2012 3:30 pm

Kirk Fitzgerald wrote:
Unfortunately, both envelopes arrived soaking wet and OPENED, as such I am amazed they arrived at all as the address on both envelopes was barely readable.

Does your postie swim to work?
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Briar Spirit

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PostSubject: Re: Sick & VICIOUS Rumour going around   Fri Dec 14, 2012 3:41 pm

We have a new postie this week, he's only a young lad, late teens if he's a day and looks as gormless as the day is long, he was walking down our road in the pouring rain with a huge handful of dripping wet floppy letters.

Turns out the one from Jim should have had a total of 100g of tobacco in it, so the little bugger either has the rest in his postbag by accident or he took a fancy to them and took them on purpose, I'll never know I guess. The other one that arrived had lost a huge amount of the exterior paper covering of the jiffy bag and was open both ends, I guess the kid didn't like those so much!

Enquiries were made at the village post office and only a rude and kurt response was to be had saying that Jim would have to file a formal complaint and exact details on what had been sent, they absolutely 'refused' to question the postie on my behalf, how bizarre is that.
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PostSubject: Re: Sick & VICIOUS Rumour going around   Fri Dec 14, 2012 4:22 pm

Well at least the "touching" part is over with.
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PostSubject: Re: Sick & VICIOUS Rumour going around   Fri Dec 14, 2012 4:57 pm

I have only this to say:

SOD OFF, ya bunch a scurvy banana eaters!
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PostSubject: Re: Sick & VICIOUS Rumour going around   Sat Dec 15, 2012 2:56 am

alfredo_buscatti wrote:
I have only this to say:

SOD OFF, ya bunch a scurvy banana eaters!

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PostSubject: Re: Sick & VICIOUS Rumour going around   Wed Dec 19, 2012 12:56 am

I was in receipt of a 24g plug of Condor from Jason (Klause) yesterday, and 100g of Dark Flake from Mike (alfredo_buscati), thanks guys, I really appreciate it.
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