Where's all the Zombies then!?!

I feel totally RIPPED OFF, the last day of human existence on Earth and NO DAMN ZOMBIES, pfffft, bloomin ripped off again.........

give it time - its gonna be a long day....well, actually its gonna be a short one with a long night.......

Better go smoke a bowl while I still have time......

Oh poo, nothing happened, mind you, there's always the 'next' Apocalypse eh.

Its still morning in my time zone, could be coming.

Or, maybe it has already happened and we're all zombies and just don't know it.

Centurian 803 wrote:

Or, maybe it has already happened and we're all zombies and just don't know it.

THIS

And I spent all that money on a case of 12 gauge slugs, plus the $25.00 additional to the state for my "Zombie Tag" sticker on my hunting license. You would think that the state would have appreciated the extra help on zombie eradication but they had to gouge some more money out of the taxpayers!

Centurian 803 wrote:

Or, maybe it has already happened and we're all zombies and just don't know it.

Hey, I like the way you think, hummmmmmmmm, yes, I like that very much, OI get out of my garden you lot.... hey, it's happeneinnnnnn ARRRRRRGGGGHH

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NO DAMN ZOMBIES

They're plentiful where I work . . .

I saw what I think was a dyslexic zombie about 2 am.... hey kept saying BRIANS!!!!!!

Yak wrote:

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NO DAMN ZOMBIES

They're plentiful where I work . . .

I thought I saw a couple earlier today but they turned out to be just our neighbours!!!

Thistleoak wrote:

I saw what I think was a dyslexic zombie about 2 am.... hey kept saying BRIANS!!!!!!

Classic, love it.

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I thought I saw a couple earlier today but they turned out to be just our neighbours!!!

You never really know about some of them. Do you ?

Zombies, having overrun that London belfry, have tampered with the clock, stealing 3 minutes from every hour and adding the time to that alloted to them at Gertie's Downtown Spa and Gym.

Zombies have been here for years in Reno causing trouble--they're called "tweakers."

Kyle Weiss wrote:

Zombies have been here for years in Reno causing trouble--they're called "tweakers."

Damn...they're everywhere!

No zombies that I saw, but we did have a freak power outage that knocked out about a quarter of the city for about eight hours (me included). Bloody Mayans!

One mnute guys and gals...

Bill

sand18f wrote:

One mnute guys and gals...

Bill

You're letting the Zombies go free aintcha, sooo cool, YAY Zombies are coming to town.

Ok so no zombies for me but I drank enough jameson during the apocalypse to feel like a zombie with the little drummer boy playing in his skull.

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jameson

A man of taste and refinement !

i.keenum wrote:

Ok so no zombies for me but I drank enough jameson during the apocalypse to feel like a zombie with the little drummer boy playing in his skull.

The whiskey my Da' used to drink and I must say, although I am not a fan of the Malt Whiskey, this stuff is pure gold in a glass:



http://www.bushmills.com/

Jameson...ha! That stuff gives me memories. It was the first "real" whiskey I had (besides Jack Daniels) at about age 15...little all-night cafe that closed down not too long ago, I'd be hanging out after hours, and the workers would bring down a bottle of Jameson. Not sure if it was to keep me quiet or because I was cool (probably the former), but I always got a few glasses full. It's too sweet for me now. Fun times.

I've only seen zombies staggering about and eating, never drinking. Do they drink? Jameson?