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PostSubject: What's the difference between a duck?   Mon May 06, 2013 4:32 pm

"What's the difference between a duck?" is a question my wise-guy Uncle Nunzio used to ask—on purpose—whenever he observed excessive self-referentiality, logically contradictory statements, or other behavior that makes no sense.

Now comes The Vitamin Shoppe, with this instruction on the label:

The Vitamin Shoppe wrote:

Directions: As a dietary supplement, take one (1) capsule daily, preferably between a meal.

Oh...you mean like, right in the middle of a meal, with the capsule neatly sandwiched by both halves of the meal? Feh... 5)

I suspect this is not an Uncle Nunzio type thang. I don't think they're making duck jokes to illustrate logical absurdity. Whoever wrote that should apply for a job in some huge bureaucracy somewhere, where nonsense makes "perfect" sense.

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PostSubject: Re: What's the difference between a duck?   Mon May 06, 2013 5:12 pm

DOC wrote:
THIS DOOR MUST REMAIN LOCKED
AT ALL TIMES.

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PostSubject: Re: What's the difference between a duck?   Mon May 06, 2013 5:43 pm

My fav on the last 2 of signs at the same door of Wally World---

Exit

Do Not Enter

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