There might be a god after all

Age : 38 Location : PA Registration date : 2013-07-30

I think it's no big secret around here that I love beards. Like a lot, like a lot, a lot. Also, I'm single as well.

Tonight I found something that just might reinstate my faith in a floaty deity thingy out in space peeping down at us. Look what I found! Heaven on earth!

(Also, it might not be a big secret that I'm a giant smart ass.)

Subject: Re: There might be a god after all Tue Sep 17, 2013 9:19 pm

Happy hunting! cheers

Age : 38 Location : PA Registration date : 2013-07-30

DrT999 wrote:: Happy hunting!

This is definitely going under the "just for kicks and giggles" file.

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Well that was anticlimactic. There's like two dozen members. Hahaha!

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Look no further...

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MisterE wrote:: Look no further...

He's a leather bear. He doesn't play for my team. Besides, I already have a bear in my life whom I love dearly.

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I know... I was just being silly. Wink

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MisterE wrote:: I know... I was just being silly.

Well you're no help at all. Razz

Subject: Re: There might be a god after all Wed Sep 18, 2013 3:32 am

The Half Beard, known in some areas as a goatee or a face Mohawk, is where it's at.. Enough hair to show ya mean business, not so much that it makes ya look like ya are hiding something.

Besides it matches your do.

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puros_bran wrote:: The Half Beard, known in some areas as a goatee or a face Mohawk, is where it's at.. Enough hair to show ya mean business, not so much that it makes ya look like ya are hiding something.

Besides it matches your do.

Touting your own wares there PB? Yeah, that's nice, but I like the full face goatee, I think it's called an extended goatee. There's nothing nicer than a well groomed full beard though. There's quite a few good looking beards on this forum.

Maybe I'll grow one myself... Wink

Subject: Re: There might be a god after all Wed Sep 18, 2013 9:33 am

Full face goatees are for Sissys afraid of razors. Everyone knows that a little maintained patch of hair is better than that crazy bush they call a beard.

And yes, you should grow one, it is all the rage these days.

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Image of BB with beard wanted. Twisted Evil

Subject: Re: There might be a god after all Wed Sep 18, 2013 11:15 am

You can really alter your appearance and the perceptions of others by your beard. The current avatar an example. Presently, my beard is cropped close, looks well groomed, and I present the illusion of being a professional of some sort. When that photo was shot, I was retired. Well, I came out of retirement and kind of cleaned my act up a bit.

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Lesath wrote:: You can really alter your appearance and the perceptions of others by your beard. The current avatar an example. Presently, my beard is cropped close, looks well groomed, and I present the illusion of being a professional of some sort. When that photo was shot, I was retired. Well, I came out of retirement and kind of cleaned my act up a bit.

Plus no one wants to find a long beard hair in their cookies.. Razz

Subject: Re: There might be a god after all Wed Sep 18, 2013 1:14 pm

Too funny. I wore a beard for years and on a whim shaved it all off (it's been a few years now). My wife was thrilled, said I didn't look like a frumpled old man anymore, made me look younger (need all the help I can get). Now women go for beards, figures Laughing

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Subject: Re: There might be a god after all Wed Sep 18, 2013 1:53 pm

DrumsAndBeer wrote:

Lesath wrote:: You can really alter your appearance and the perceptions of others by your beard. The current avatar an example. Presently, my beard is cropped close, looks well groomed, and I present the illusion of being a professional of some sort. When that photo was shot, I was retired. Well, I came out of retirement and kind of cleaned my act up a bit.

Plus no one wants to find a long beard hair in their cookies.. Razz

Point well taken, and partially why it is trimmed. It's amazing the mess a full beard can create and the time it takes to really take care of it; much like long hair. Unless you decide to go Unibomber or beyond.

Subject: Re: There might be a god after all Wed Sep 18, 2013 2:21 pm

Puff Daddy wrote:: My wife was thrilled...

Your wife was reducing the number of women interested in you. I see what is going on.

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Richard Burley wrote:: Image of BB with beard wanted.

Babe with a beard...

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Fr_Tom wrote:

Puff Daddy wrote:: My wife was thrilled...

Your wife was reducing the number of women interested in you. I see what is going on.

Subject: Re: There might be a god after all Wed Sep 18, 2013 2:53 pm

Fr_Tom wrote:

Puff Daddy wrote:: My wife was thrilled...

Your wife was reducing the number of women interested in you. I see what is going on.

I think she was just glad not being married to a scruffy old dude anymore.

Me scruffy (2007, I don't keep a lot of photos of myself laying around):

Me not scruffy (Christmas 2011):

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Gumball wrote:

Richard Burley wrote:: Image of BB with beard wanted.

Babe with a beard...

I love photoshop!!!!!!! lol!

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Scotties: Haha! Nice one!

Puff Daddy: I know my opinion doesn't count, but I like the bearded version better. Wink

Subject: Re: There might be a god after all Wed Sep 18, 2013 4:28 pm

you all have heard of Cat bearding?

here is my wife's first attempt this is our newest addition to the family, we adopted him a couple months ago he is a 16lb, 6yr old Maine coon cat.