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pipemaker

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PostSubject: My Doctor's Receptionist   Sat Dec 29, 2007 4:06 pm

There is nothing worse than a doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients.

When I saw my doctor the other day, the room was full of patients and as I approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?"

"There's something wrong with my dick," I replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," I said.

The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this roomful of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."

I replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of others, if the answer could embarrass anyone."

I walked out, waited several minutes and then returned.

The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

"There's something wrong with my ear," I stated.

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing I had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"

"I can't piss out of it," I replied as the room erupted in laughter.

Mike
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PostSubject: Re: My Doctor's Receptionist   Sat Dec 29, 2007 4:27 pm

Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: My Doctor's Receptionist   Sat Dec 29, 2007 4:34 pm

Thank God you weren't constipated pale .
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PostSubject: Re: My Doctor's Receptionist   Sat Dec 29, 2007 4:37 pm

lol thats pretty good
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PostSubject: Re: My Doctor's Receptionist   Sat Dec 29, 2007 6:15 pm

lol!

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PostSubject: Re: My Doctor's Receptionist   Sat Dec 29, 2007 6:22 pm

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: My Doctor's Receptionist   Sat Dec 29, 2007 6:41 pm

Now I'm going to have to clean the coffee off my monitor and keyboard. Thats the funniest thing I've heard in a while
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PostSubject: Re: My Doctor's Receptionist   Sat Dec 29, 2007 7:12 pm

lol! lol!

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thomas james
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PostSubject: Re: My Doctor's Receptionist   Sat Dec 29, 2007 7:36 pm

I have absolutely no doubt that that happened.

Health care providers are notoriously insensitive and unaware of their patients.

Case in point------------------EVERY time I go to the dentist it's the SAME routine. The dentist enters the treatment room,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,silent,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,studying my file,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,saying, hmmmm, over and over,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,fills my mouth with EVERY stainless steel gizmo he owns,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,THEN,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,he tries to start a conversation.
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PostSubject: Re: My Doctor's Receptionist   Sat Dec 29, 2007 7:49 pm

Of course the simplest remedy to the smart assed receptionist would be to simply show her what hurts Shocked

Yeah, it hurts when I do this Twisted Evil affraid

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PostSubject: Re: My Doctor's Receptionist   Sat Dec 29, 2007 7:58 pm

Puff Daddy wrote:
Of course the simplest remedy to the smart assed receptionist would be to simply show her what hurts Shocked

Yeah, it hurts when I do this Twisted Evil affraid

When goes to the doctors, that's where they wrap the blood pressure cuff.................................80 over 500 affraid affraid affraid affraid affraid

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PostSubject: Re: My Doctor's Receptionist   Sun Dec 30, 2007 1:00 am

I can hardly type I am laughing so hard with ashes and snuff and who knows what else flying all over the place!!!! Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Mike, only you would come up with a story like that! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: My Doctor's Receptionist   Sun Dec 30, 2007 1:04 am

Well, I'd a told tha woman that her ass was fix'n ta git whupped! Mad

You know what I mean! Mad
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PostSubject: Re: My Doctor's Receptionist   Sun Dec 30, 2007 1:42 am

Can I call troll? ^^^
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PostSubject: Re: My Doctor's Receptionist   Sun Dec 30, 2007 1:49 am

Laughing lol! That's hilarious.
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PostSubject: Re: My Doctor's Receptionist   Sun Dec 30, 2007 1:52 am

showme1or2 wrote:
Can I call troll? ^^^

We ain't gonna have no trolls in here or somebody's ass could get whupped if'n they don't watch it! Mad

You know what I mean! Mad
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PostSubject: Re: My Doctor's Receptionist   Sun Dec 30, 2007 4:19 am

LOL! Good one!

lol! cheers lol!


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PostSubject: Re: My Doctor's Receptionist   Sun Dec 30, 2007 2:29 pm

LMAO, Pipemaker! This mausoleum needed a little levity. Nicely done!


LOL, TJ... that particular organ gets so little use anymore, it hardly registers a pulse, much less a high blood pressure rating... if not for the fact that I've become so accustomed to standing upright during urination.... well, let's just say it may have outlived its grand design...
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