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PostSubject: A Thanksgiving tale of caution.   Thu Nov 28, 2013 9:19 am

First off, happy thanksgiving all!

Thanksgiving is a day to spend relaxing with friends and family and having a celebratory feast. Of course a lovely roast turkey will grace every table, but beware, the turkeys have had enough and are plotting their revenge. Take care and use caution if strolling in the countryside, walking off your thanksgiving meal, lest you end up like this poor soul.


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PostSubject: Re: A Thanksgiving tale of caution.   Thu Nov 28, 2013 9:21 am

Is that a Tom or a Hen he's gonna stuff? Twisted Evil  Twisted Evil 
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PostSubject: Re: A Thanksgiving tale of caution.   Thu Nov 28, 2013 9:32 am

Might make a bar napkin ,,, in a Biker bar anyway.  But, you know how tawdry or inane bar napkins can be.
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PostSubject: Re: A Thanksgiving tale of caution.   Thu Nov 28, 2013 10:07 am

I judge how satisfactorily over-the-top a joke I tell is by the taken aback expressions its hearers manifest. Their best expression, in my opinion, is understanding to the tune of puzzlement. "Why would anyone think that way?"
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PostSubject: Re: A Thanksgiving tale of caution.   Thu Nov 28, 2013 2:17 pm

I just finished stuffing the turkey - I'm so glad I didn't open this first, I might not have been able to if I'd seen this first.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
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PostSubject: turkies   Thu Nov 28, 2013 2:39 pm

Iv'e taken care of many turkeys, in this, and many other lifetimes.Have a great day guys!
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PostSubject: Re: A Thanksgiving tale of caution.   Thu Nov 28, 2013 3:46 pm

Are you using the whole wing doc?
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PostSubject: Re: A Thanksgiving tale of caution.   Thu Nov 28, 2013 8:47 pm

Eeeeew!Suspect 

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