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BigCasino

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Age : 49
Location : North of Pittsburgh pa
Registration date : 2012-11-27

PostSubject: Secret Santa   Mon Dec 02, 2013 3:17 pm

Secret Santa

Twas the night before Secret Santa and all through BOB, everyone was smoking their Briar or Cob,
They dried out their ribbon, rubbed out their flake, and don’t forget the Aro’s for goodness sake,
As they light up their pipe and the room filled with cheer, only too soon the smoke starts to clear,
And before them stands their significant other, who asks, “what is all this stuff, And all of this clutter?”
You look up and say, “it’s is my Christmas present for my BOB sister or brother”, as you hide behind a sofa cushion to try and take cover
Do you know how much you spent on tobacco and pipes this year? You say honey it’s not for me it is to spread Christmas cheer
They say “I’m gonna give you cheer” in a voice deep and gruff, you quickly grab a box and gather your stuff and carefully pack it, in case shipping is rough
You tape up the box and address it with care, you run to the mailbox hoping the mailman is there.
You go back to the house and you hear them mutter, “ looks like you’re going with me after all, to spend Christmas with my Mother!”

A poetry by Big Casino

Merry Christmas, Bob Brothers and Sisters!

Disclamer: No Magical flying Monkeys were hurt or injured during the typing of this poetry



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Bluefisher

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Location : Seattle, WA
Registration date : 2012-11-02

PostSubject: Re: Secret Santa   Mon Dec 02, 2013 5:35 pm

Love it! 'Though there's no way the package I'm sending will fit in my mailbox. I'm going to have to drop it off at the PO in person.
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Carlos
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Location : Chestnut, IL
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PostSubject: Re: Secret Santa   Mon Dec 02, 2013 9:15 pm

Laughing Laughing Laughing 

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Location : Columbus, OH
Registration date : 2012-03-28

PostSubject: Re: Secret Santa   Tue Dec 03, 2013 12:00 am

lol! lol! lol! 

Very entertaining, Harry!
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somedumbjerk

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Location : Palo Alto, CA USA
Registration date : 2012-08-26

PostSubject: Re: Secret Santa   Tue Dec 03, 2013 1:03 pm

i lol'd. 10/10 would lol again
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Blackhorse
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Location : Oregon City
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PostSubject: Re: Secret Santa   Fri Dec 06, 2013 10:11 pm

Sniff. Sniff.

Brought a tear to my eye it did. Just beautiful.

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AJ

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Location : East of the Rocky Mountains
Registration date : 2012-03-18

PostSubject: Re: Secret Santa   Fri Dec 06, 2013 11:35 pm

Well done Harry. A true representation of recent events at my house. lol! 

AJ
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PostSubject: Re: Secret Santa   Tue Dec 17, 2013 9:42 pm

That.Was.Awesome!!!
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