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PostSubject: Re: What to my Wondering Eyes should Appear: Dec. Bombing Run!   Tue Dec 17, 2013 3:51 pm

Due to significant technical interruptions, my take off has been delayed. I hope to get the bird in the air tonight.
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PostSubject: Re: What to my Wondering Eyes should Appear: Dec. Bombing Run!   Tue Dec 17, 2013 5:13 pm

Will deploy tomorrow.  bounce 
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PostSubject: Re: What to my Wondering Eyes should Appear: Dec. Bombing Run!   Tue Dec 17, 2013 8:36 pm

Commander, Sir:

The missile was launched on schedule this morning as planned. Tracking data has been forwarded to HQ. Target destined to be devastated 20December2013 as ordered. Evidence of any nefarious activities at Launch Central have been policed and the MLV (Mobile Launch Vehicle) has been moved to a secret location until its services are needed again. All non essential personnel at Launch Central were eliminated to ensure the integrity of the mission. All of their gear, weapons, and valuables were confiscated and will be sold at Picky Pauls Pub and Pawn. Proceeds will be used to fund additions to Semi-Private AJ's pipe and tobacco collection. Saw a Pre Republic Pete Shamrock smooth Billiard with straight P-Lip stem made between 1939-1948 that has held my interest for some time. Good chance that the illicit funds will be used to acquire this instrument of pleasure. Should you have any objections or other suggestions for the use of the funds you may reach me at one of my foreign offices listed in the Tracking Data Communique sent to you this date. Good luck with that, Sir.

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PostSubject: Re: What to my Wondering Eyes should Appear: Dec. Bombing Run!   Tue Dec 17, 2013 10:18 pm

I launched early with the fear of Christmas congestion in the system, so off she went searching for the target!
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PostSubject: Re: What to my Wondering Eyes should Appear: Dec. Bombing Run!   Tue Dec 17, 2013 10:23 pm

AJ...you eliminated your non-essential personnel? Wet work?

My God man...what are you, CIA?

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PostSubject: Re: What to my Wondering Eyes should Appear: Dec. Bombing Run!   Tue Dec 17, 2013 11:05 pm

AJ, you crack me up!  lol! 

Almost all pilots have reported ordnance en route. Great job Bombers!
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PostSubject: Re: What to my Wondering Eyes should Appear: Dec. Bombing Run!   Tue Dec 17, 2013 11:48 pm

Blackhorse wrote:
AJ...you eliminated your non-essential personnel? Wet work?

My God man...what are you, CIA?


Funny that you recognized the MO.  Suspect 

Our old boss told me that you were a quick study.   

BTW does the code name "Bladesmith" hold any special meaning for you?  Twisted Evil 

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PostSubject: Re: What to my Wondering Eyes should Appear: Dec. Bombing Run!   Wed Dec 18, 2013 12:25 am

I see nothing...I know nothing!

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PostSubject: Re: What to my Wondering Eyes should Appear: Dec. Bombing Run!   Wed Dec 18, 2013 5:49 pm

The runway was packed with planes, and the automated flight system was down yesterday, so I called in the drones this morning.
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PostSubject: Re: What to my Wondering Eyes should Appear: Dec. Bombing Run!   Wed Dec 18, 2013 6:03 pm

H'mm, bomb is in the right state . . . we'll see if there is an early hit tomorrow or is delays pile up. . . . rendeer 
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PostSubject: Re: What to my Wondering Eyes should Appear: Dec. Bombing Run!   Wed Dec 18, 2013 8:04 pm

I'm checking regularly to make sure it's on schedule, which is consistent so far with the original estimate of 3 days. It's definitely in the right state, yet it still is telling me it's going to take a couple more days. A pleasant surprise for our purposes, but perhaps a little less pleasant for the "typical" estimate of closer to 2.

It looks like regardless of this, the mission is going on without hitches despite the fury & chaos of this season. Cool

Now we wait for imminent destruction... Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: What to my Wondering Eyes should Appear: Dec. Bombing Run!   Wed Dec 18, 2013 8:17 pm

mejoshee wrote:

Now we wait for imminent destruction... Twisted Evil

I cant wait for my ordinance to hit its target and send the rubble and and shrapnel flying about all willy nilly and our target begs for mercy


hows that for a jolt on your grammar filled brain? MUHAHAHAHAHA
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PostSubject: Re: What to my Wondering Eyes should Appear: Dec. Bombing Run!   Wed Dec 18, 2013 8:25 pm

BigCasino wrote:
mejoshee wrote:

Now we wait for imminent destruction... Twisted Evil

I cant wait for my ordinance to hit its target and send the rubble and and shrapnel flying about all willy nilly and our target begs for mercy


hows that for a jolt on your  grammar filled brain? MUHAHAHAHAHA
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I'm going to my zen place... silent 
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PostSubject: Re: What to my Wondering Eyes should Appear: Dec. Bombing Run!   Thu Dec 19, 2013 4:03 am

At last, in the air. Santa Claus is coming to town. Someone's town anyway.
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PostSubject: Re: What to my Wondering Eyes should Appear: Dec. Bombing Run!   Thu Dec 19, 2013 12:12 pm

***ALERT***

Commander, Sir:

Missile has dropped off the Radar screen. Believe missile to still be enroute to target. Another missile fired simultaneously at a target in Oregon has made its way to California and appears to be running true, hot, and normal.
Not sure of the cause of this anomaly. I suspect the delivery system has been infested by idiots and are unable to compensate for multiple launches. Still hopeful that missile will hit designated target as scheduled. If missile has not reappeared on Radar by tomorrow morning I will dispatch some of my associates to the Delivery Control Center and see if they can ensure that things are proceeding on schedule. It may get ugly as they recently had their heads up their rectums during a launch headed to Texas. They made a hand delivery on a Sunday after almost a week after launch. No telling how much that little SNAFU cost the taxpayer.

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PostSubject: Re: What to my Wondering Eyes should Appear: Dec. Bombing Run!   Thu Dec 19, 2013 12:33 pm

OREGON???

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PostSubject: Re: What to my Wondering Eyes should Appear: Dec. Bombing Run!   Thu Dec 19, 2013 12:37 pm

Blackhorse wrote:
OREGON???

Yes dammit. Laughing  If you would check your email once in a while you'd see that they are suppose to be sending you tracking info. If you haven't received any then it confirms my suspicions that idiots are running the delivery system.  Evil or Very Mad 

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PostSubject: Re: What to my Wondering Eyes should Appear: Dec. Bombing Run!   Thu Dec 19, 2013 12:41 pm

Hmmm. Methinks Santa is just a wee bit cranky!


How bout a few cookies and a mug of hot cocoa. Let's turn that hypoglycemia right around and put a big jolly smile on that sour old puss!

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PostSubject: Re: What to my Wondering Eyes should Appear: Dec. Bombing Run!   Thu Dec 19, 2013 1:27 pm

Blackhorse wrote:
Hmmm. Methinks Santa is just a wee bit cranky!


How bout a few cookies and a mug of hot cocoa. Let's turn that hypoglycemia right around and put a big jolly smile on that sour old puss!

Santa grumpy? It's a vicious rumor. But if you want to see Santa smile big time just sell him that beautiful horn and ivory handle knife with the Damascus steel blade for say $25. and he'll be smiling like a possum eating briars. Twisted Evil

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PostSubject: Re: What to my Wondering Eyes should Appear: Dec. Bombing Run!   Thu Dec 19, 2013 2:11 pm

The REAL Santa wouldn't be so sadly cheap.

I might be able to swing a 10% discount for repeat customers.

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PostSubject: Re: What to my Wondering Eyes should Appear: Dec. Bombing Run!   Thu Dec 19, 2013 3:06 pm

He's got to be cheap, how else could Santa afford all those gifts?
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PostSubject: Re: What to my Wondering Eyes should Appear: Dec. Bombing Run!   Thu Dec 19, 2013 3:12 pm

Blackhorse wrote:
The REAL Santa wouldn't be so sadly cheap.

I might be able to swing a 10% discount for repeat customers.

Whatcha tryin' to say? scratch Me cheap? How dare you? Not my fault smiles are expensive. Actually I thought I was being very reasonable. Compare the cost of my smile to the cost of buying the smile of Mona Lisa. Anyway I've been in a perfectly affable amiable mood. I just watched an hour of Looney Toons and when I finish this pipe of wonderful tobacco I'm going to go take a nap. Life doesn't get much better than this. Besides I think the problem must lie with you. You've accused Santa of being grumpy and cheap all in the same day. I think your socks must be too tight. I'm told that's often the case when you wear socks and sandals at the same time.  affraid Maybe I should tell Big Sal why you tried to enter the WPP. Twisted Evil  He might would pay me enough to afford that magnificent knife.  Laughing  Now if you don' mind I have some very important business to attend... Sleep 

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PostSubject: Re: What to my Wondering Eyes should Appear: Dec. Bombing Run!   Thu Dec 19, 2013 3:18 pm

i.keenum wrote:
He's got to be cheap, how else could Santa afford all those gifts?

BH you see what you've started? I'm going to visit Big Sal in the big house this Sunday and tell him who snitched and got him locked up.   But now I've go to... Sleep 

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PostSubject: Re: What to my Wondering Eyes should Appear: Dec. Bombing Run!   Thu Dec 19, 2013 3:41 pm

DC sent - Bomb on target.  Cool 
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PostSubject: Re: What to my Wondering Eyes should Appear: Dec. Bombing Run!   Thu Dec 19, 2013 4:33 pm

Holy Guacamole Batman! My package is Out For Delivery! That's totally bizarre.

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