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PostSubject: Make It A Great Weekend - Have Some Fun   Fri Jan 31, 2014 6:28 pm

Getting geared up for the weekend - smoking some Skandinavik Full Aroma - great stuff!
Have some fun this weekend - laugh a little - enjoy your pipe.

A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning.

One woman lost it completely.

She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed, 'I'm too young to die,' she cried. Then she yelled, 'If I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?'

For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then the man from Texas stood up in the rear of the plane. He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt as he went, one button at a time. No one moved. He removed his shirt. Muscles rippled across his chest.

She gasped...

Then, he spoke...

'Iron this -- pack this pipe and then get me a beer.'

Make it a Fun Weekend!
God Bless All Our American Military World Wide - Especially Those Who Have Paid the Ultimate Price
for Our FREEDOM!
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