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PostSubject: BACK POCKET IS NO PLACE FOR A LIGHTER   Fri Apr 18, 2014 4:26 pm

Yep! That's right, I was out on the tractor mowing and stuck my pipe lighter in my back pocket because it was a bit heavy in my T-shirt pocket. A little later I hit something and it made a good bang but, I just kept going. As time went on my pipe went out and so I checked my back pocket for my lighter. Well, this is all I found of it and no it wasn't in my back pocket.

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PostSubject: Re: BACK POCKET IS NO PLACE FOR A LIGHTER   Fri Apr 18, 2014 4:35 pm

A different look inside your white box, that's for sure.


The horse is missing.  jocolor 
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PostSubject: Re: BACK POCKET IS NO PLACE FOR A LIGHTER   Fri Apr 18, 2014 4:45 pm

Damn man!
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PostSubject: Re: BACK POCKET IS NO PLACE FOR A LIGHTER   Fri Apr 18, 2014 5:04 pm

Superglue?  Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: BACK POCKET IS NO PLACE FOR A LIGHTER   Fri Apr 18, 2014 6:25 pm

alandadp wrote:
Superglue?  Laughing

 lol! 

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PostSubject: Re: BACK POCKET IS NO PLACE FOR A LIGHTER   Fri Apr 18, 2014 6:27 pm

Duct tape can fix anything...........except that! Dang Ron you sure know how to wreck a lighter.

Jim
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PostSubject: Re: BACK POCKET IS NO PLACE FOR A LIGHTER   Fri Apr 18, 2014 6:32 pm

huffelpuff wrote:
Duct tape can fix anything...........except that! Dang Ron you sure know how to wreck a lighter.

Jim

Jim, would you believe this is my very first time in over 50 years I have ever lost or destroyed a lighter, it's true.
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PostSubject: Re: BACK POCKET IS NO PLACE FOR A LIGHTER   Fri Apr 18, 2014 6:43 pm

Glad to see that it wasn't an Old Boy lift arm lighter, I would've been cussin' something awful. Nice job Ron!!  lol! 
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PostSubject: Re: BACK POCKET IS NO PLACE FOR A LIGHTER   Fri Apr 18, 2014 7:00 pm

Ron, Ron, how could you ?  Twisted Evil  You KNOW back pockets are for FLAT stuff like wallets, roll-up baccy pouches, court papers etc. Ya put the rest in the FRONT   Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: BACK POCKET IS NO PLACE FOR A LIGHTER   Fri Apr 18, 2014 7:02 pm

docwatson wrote:
Glad to see that it wasn't an Old Boy lift arm lighter, I would've been cussin' something awful. Nice job Ron!!  lol! 

Well Doc, As far as I'm concerned it might as well have been, it was a gift.
And I went to price another just like it and they want $25 for one.
Back to Bic's I reckon.
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PostSubject: Re: BACK POCKET IS NO PLACE FOR A LIGHTER   Fri Apr 18, 2014 7:04 pm

monbla256 wrote:
Ron, Ron, how could you ?  Twisted Evil  You KNOW back pockets are for FLAT stuff like wallets, roll-up baccy pouches, court papers etc. Ya put the rest in the FRONT   Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

Specially court papers!
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PostSubject: Re: BACK POCKET IS NO PLACE FOR A LIGHTER   Fri Apr 18, 2014 7:17 pm

There's a first time for everything I guess. At least you don't have my middle daughter around. She is a magnet for bad stuff to happen to a lighter. Never fails either it's always my lighter that bad stuff happens to when she "borrows" it. Now I keep cheap Bic's just for her cause I don't want to replace any more of my good lighters.

Jim



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PostSubject: Re: BACK POCKET IS NO PLACE FOR A LIGHTER   Fri Apr 18, 2014 7:28 pm




Cheers,

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PostSubject: Re: BACK POCKET IS NO PLACE FOR A LIGHTER   Fri Apr 18, 2014 7:41 pm



Jim, would you believe this is my very first time in over 50 years I have ever lost or destroyed a lighter, it's true. [/quote]

Well you can't say when do something you don't do it right Cart.
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PostSubject: Re: BACK POCKET IS NO PLACE FOR A LIGHTER   Fri Apr 18, 2014 8:30 pm

Wait! What's the problem? Just send it in to the company and they'll send you a new one. Wait a minute, again--that's Zippo. Never mind.  Wink 
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PostSubject: Re: BACK POCKET IS NO PLACE FOR A LIGHTER   Fri Apr 18, 2014 8:37 pm

Richard Burley wrote:
Wait! What's the problem?  Just send it in to the company and they'll send you a new one.  Wait a minute, again--that's Zippo.  Never mind.   Wink 

Even if it was a Zippo, I would NOT send it back to them.
My fault not there's. But, I'm sure there would be unscrupulous people that would.


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PostSubject: Re: BACK POCKET IS NO PLACE FOR A LIGHTER   Fri Apr 18, 2014 8:48 pm

Cartaphilus wrote:
Richard Burley wrote:
Wait! What's the problem?  Just send it in to the company and they'll send you a new one.  Wait a minute, again--that's Zippo.  Never mind.   Wink 

Even if it was a Zippo, I would NOT send it back to them.
My fault not there's. But, I'm sure there would be unscrupulousness people that would.

They love it. They'll put it on display in their museum in Bradford, PA--which I recommend seeing if you ever get the chance. I think they make up for it by people buying replacements for lost Zippos. Those they don't guarantee. I think I've lost a dozen or so in my lifetime, and I ain't done yet, probably.
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