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smg913

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PostSubject: dinner party   Fri Sep 12, 2014 6:46 pm

Right now I am at a doctor dinner party at a country club for my brother in-law who is a fantastic doctor and spend most of his free time volunteering. I feel out of place,  so now that I  am  couple martinis deep I  thinking about introducing my self as a doctor ( I am just a mechanic) the real question is what kinds of doctor should I be? I am thinking about a ass doctor?
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PostSubject: Re: dinner party   Fri Sep 12, 2014 6:50 pm

smg913 wrote:
Right now I am at a doctor dinner party at a country club for my brother in-law who is a fantastic doctor and spend most of his free time volunteering. I feel out of place,  so now that I  am  couple martinis deep I  thinking about introducing my self as a doctor ( I am just a mechanic) the real question is what kinds of doctor should I be? I am thinking about a ass doctor?

Stop drinking, take a cab home or you'll need a doctor. Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: dinner party   Fri Sep 12, 2014 6:53 pm

Hahaha my wife, who us a saint is driving home.
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PostSubject: Re: dinner party   Fri Sep 12, 2014 7:32 pm






Laughing



Cheers,

RR
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PostSubject: Re: dinner party   Fri Sep 12, 2014 9:36 pm

To be honest, you are a car doctor. But, at times like this, it is better to zip the lips and throw away the key Smile Less chance of embarrassing your brother, wife, and yourself.

Smile I know how those parties go.. ugh. I have to deal with them as well, every once in a while. Good luck!
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PostSubject: Re: dinner party   Fri Sep 12, 2014 9:41 pm

Some good advice here sir. Curb the drinking and you'll save a lot tonight
and thank yourself in the morning. Wink
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smg913

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PostSubject: Re: dinner party   Fri Sep 12, 2014 10:00 pm

Thanks for the advice . so far after a pipe of semios and some food I have saved the dinner I am a little upset no one asked me if I was a doctor
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J Soshae

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PostSubject: Re: dinner party   Sat Sep 13, 2014 12:41 am

Tell them you are a research doctor finding the overlooked benefits of fine tobaccos.
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PostSubject: Re: dinner party   Sat Sep 13, 2014 12:07 pm

The party was all good. We all had a good time. I never got around to telling people I was a doctor. had a good smoke, good drinks, surrounded by good family.
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PostSubject: Re: dinner party   Sat Sep 13, 2014 12:52 pm

You should've introduced yourself as a make up artist and once you had them down that road reveal that it was at a mortuary. I got a lot of mileage out of that one, although the then girlfriend never seemed to appreciate my quirky attempts at levity Wink
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