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Hermit

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Age : 64
Location : Ascension Parish
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PostSubject: The raise...   Wed Oct 22, 2014 5:04 pm

A maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and asked: “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?”
Maria: “Well Senora, there are three reasons I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.”
Wife: “…Who said you iron better than I?”
Maria: “Your husband said so.”
Wife: “Oh.”
Maria: “The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.”
Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?”
Maria: “Your husband did.”
Wife: “Oh.”
Maria: “The third reason is that I am a better lover than you.”
Wife (really furious now): “Did my husband say that as well?”
Maria: “No Senora, the gardener did.”
She got her raise.
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Kyle Weiss

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PostSubject: Re: The raise...   Wed Oct 22, 2014 5:13 pm

cheers

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Puffy

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PostSubject: Re: The raise...   Thu Oct 23, 2014 12:53 am

Smart Lady...That Maid
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MisterE
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PostSubject: Re: The raise...   Thu Oct 23, 2014 1:07 am

FTW! cheers

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Rob_In_MO

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PostSubject: Re: The raise...   Thu Oct 23, 2014 7:30 am

Well played. Cool
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Dave_In_Philly

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PostSubject: Re: The raise...   Thu Oct 23, 2014 8:41 am

Made me chuckle.
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alandadp

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PostSubject: Re: The raise...   Thu Oct 23, 2014 11:17 am

lol!
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