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PostSubject: Steemplin Voam Syndrome   Steemplin Voam Syndrome EmptyThu Dec 03, 2015 2:19 am

From The Journal of Modern Diseases, Volume XXVII,
Chapter 26, p. 92.3, Row 12, Seat 35:

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    Steemplin Voam Syndrome

    Symptoms: Overt tendency to make noises like "Steemplin Voam", occasionally accompanied by a compulsion to write blues songs. In advanced cases, patients manifest GAD (Guitar Acquisition Disorder).

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    Got one o' these? You might have Steemplin Voam!

    Affected population: Otherwise "normal" mutants who have a previous, current, or subsequent history of making noises like "Kaktid Pweedge", or possibly "Poonty Gazoont"

    Treatment: No cure is known, although patients frequently report that more sex provides temporary symptomatic relief.
    The popular myth that buying yet another guitar cures the disease has been clinically proven to cause stupidity. You might as well just start shootin' methamphetamine straight into your eyeballs; it's safer.
    Some patients experience placebo-effect relief by buying fountain pens or tobacco pipes instead of guitars. The fools.
    The most effective treatment involves renunciation of all worldly goods and becoming a Tibetan monk. Also, a trip to Mars might work. (Don't try to have kids after that. It's the cosmic rays, boyz!)

    Prognosis: With proper treatment, some patients can learn to pone the reeverzack, or even dance the hootchie-coo. However, in most patients who show persistent symptoms, Steemplin Voam Syndrome usually proves fatal within the first 150 years after symptoms first appear.

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..so, I'm sure you can imagine my horror when "...ah woke up dis mo'nin' peeple, an' ah had Steemplin Voam on mah mind...". (Key of E)

Yes, ladies & gentlemen, it's the tragedy and heartbreak of Steemplin Voam Syndrome. Try some today!!

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PostSubject: Re: Steemplin Voam Syndrome   Steemplin Voam Syndrome EmptyThu Dec 03, 2015 5:39 am

Oh. My. God.
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Vito

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PostSubject: Re: Steemplin Voam Syndrome   Steemplin Voam Syndrome EmptyThu Dec 03, 2015 6:17 am

Sloth wrote:
Oh. My. God.


Ah. Evidently you understand my cause for concern, Brothah Sloth.

Still, one must buck up and soldier on in the face of adversity. Out here in the hills above the San Gabriel Valley ("Not God's Country™️"), we simply light up a bowl of Dr. Vito's Extra Twisted Mind Blend No. XYZ, trust in the wisdom of the smoke, and boogaloo down Broadway.  Steemplin Voam Syndrome 710492

'Tis the season...

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PostSubject: Re: Steemplin Voam Syndrome   Steemplin Voam Syndrome EmptyThu Dec 03, 2015 1:30 pm

You're gonna make me get those guitars out of the closet.

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PostSubject: Re: Steemplin Voam Syndrome   Steemplin Voam Syndrome EmptyThu Dec 03, 2015 1:39 pm

Carlos wrote:
You're gonna make me get those guitars out of the closet.  


Always glad to help, Carlos.  Wink

Too bad we're separated by so much distance. It'd be cool to jam!  Cool  

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PostSubject: Re: Steemplin Voam Syndrome   Steemplin Voam Syndrome EmptyThu Dec 03, 2015 7:12 pm

I am humbled by far superior nonsense. Is there some way I may subscribe to your newsletter?
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PostSubject: Re: Steemplin Voam Syndrome   Steemplin Voam Syndrome EmptyThu Dec 03, 2015 8:23 pm

Hey Veet, is that Boont you're speakin? scratch

Always good to see you post here bro. Howz the back these days?


Cheers,

RR

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Vito

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PostSubject: Re: Steemplin Voam Syndrome   Steemplin Voam Syndrome EmptyThu Dec 03, 2015 10:14 pm

Jevverrett wrote:
I am humbled by far superior nonsense. Is there some way I may subscribe to your newsletter?

You just did, bro'. Steemplin Voam Syndrome 710492


Brewdude wrote:
Hey Veet, is that Boont you're speakin? scratch

Always good to see you post here bro. Howz the back these days?


Howdy, RR. Actually, it’s an ancient dialect of Haingañese (the language of those who hang out, apparently). I’ve been perfecting my Haingañistic skills ever since my college daze, where much smoking of pipeweed (of a different color) occurred, if you catchez mon drifte.

The ol' spine is more quainxt than usual, onna counta having to gimp around after foot surgery. But we're on the mend here in VitoSpace, footwise, and otherwise fit as a Finktle with a Bazoont on Top (depicted below, for your dining and dancing pleasure).

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