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Blackhorse
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to the Awesome August Areal Attack Announcement!   Wed Aug 31, 2016 2:40 am

Pre-flight checklist...

___ Ordinance loaded and secure
___ Fuel tanks full
___ Nav and mission maps on board
___ Code books updated
___ Thermos of coffee, hot
___ Growler of Oatmeal Stout secured
___ Toilet paper
___ New York Times Crossword Puzzle
___ Binoculars
___ Liverwurst and onion sandwiches
___ More toilet paper
___ Flight controls operational
___ Radio check
___ Bomb sight calibration
___ Crash & bug out packs stocked and stowed
___ Twinkies
___ Aranyik Thai Enep, oiled and packed
___ Sidearm, Sig 2022 - 9mm, cleaned and packed
___ Windscreen clean
___ 30mm Deck gun serviced and ready, swivel lubed
___ Belly rail gun charged, depleted uranium core rod loaded
___ Pre-flight checklist (oh oh, I'm looping)


Alarm clock wound and set...dawn comes early around here.

Commo blackout until after mission...initiated.

Good luck ladies.


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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to the Awesome August Areal Attack Announcement!   Wed Aug 31, 2016 8:10 am

Ordinance is loaded and the plane is on the runway. Once it takes off and target is locked, HQ will get confirmation.
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to the Awesome August Areal Attack Announcement!   Wed Aug 31, 2016 10:01 am

We have a take off!
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to the Awesome August Areal Attack Announcement!   Wed Aug 31, 2016 11:34 am

Bombs away!!!

The Shrieking Chipmunk is away and a-yowling!!
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to the Awesome August Areal Attack Announcement!   Wed Aug 31, 2016 2:21 pm

Boiling Badger Badness Barreling Bombs Brilliantly!


We on da way.

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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to the Awesome August Areal Attack Announcement!   Wed Aug 31, 2016 5:44 pm

Seven succinctly spoken substantiations! Simply super squadron!!

cheers cheers cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to the Awesome August Areal Attack Announcement!   Wed Aug 31, 2016 5:49 pm

Ohhhhh. The PO tells me they will deliver on Saturday. Dang!

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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to the Awesome August Areal Attack Announcement!   Wed Aug 31, 2016 7:26 pm

Bird is in the air.

Sorry no alliteration, haven't had my coffee yet.

Cheers,

Tim
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to the Awesome August Areal Attack Announcement!   Wed Aug 31, 2016 10:54 pm

Blackhorse wrote:
Ohhhhh. The PO tells me they will deliver on Saturday. Dang!

Rule number 2. Always Double tap......

http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=double+tap+zombieland&view=detail&mid=7129D8BCB47799F971A47129D8BCB47799F971A4&FORM=VIRE
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to the Awesome August Areal Attack Announcement!   Thu Sep 01, 2016 10:03 am

Ozark Wizard wrote:
Despite having some of my ordinance blowing up in my face, the missile is enroute to target. ETA Friday afternoon.  I had to be specific with the courier, as it seems advertised ETAs don't always come to fruition.  

I'm having ordinance issues as well. I was hoping that the kinks would be worked out by now... But after losing a couple of fingers (not really) I have come to the realization my bomb will be late.

Aiming for after effect, sir! Will still send transmission after launch is successful (which should be tomorrow morning if this ordinance gets fixed).

My fellow bombers, I look forward to the coordinated spectacle!

P.S. The burnt PO van is pretty freakin' funny!
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to the Awesome August Areal Attack Announcement!   Thu Sep 01, 2016 11:35 am

Re the PO Van debacle...we just bought a new KIA Soul, and those pics are kinda haunting me now.

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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to the Awesome August Areal Attack Announcement!   Thu Sep 01, 2016 12:14 pm

Blackhorse wrote:
Re the PO Van debacle...we just bought a new KIA Soul, and those pics are kinda haunting me now.


I definitely see the resemblance... ouch.

How is the Soul? Liking it?
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to the Awesome August Areal Attack Announcement!   Thu Sep 01, 2016 12:18 pm

Re SOUL - from my post in the Motorway on this site:

Just got a used 2016 KIA Soul+ with 2,000 miles on it. Helluva deal. "Fathom Blue" is a dark charcoal blue. Super huge inside. I'm 6' 1" and I have two hand widths over my head. Rear backup camera. Eco pkg...turns engine off at stops! Electronic everything. Very solid and planted feel. Original owner bought and did complete fabric and paint sealant packages (idiot) then discovered she was "allergic" to the fabric stuff. Moron.  We got 25% off new car price with a 100K mile bumper to bumper KIA warranty plus gap insurance. It drives great...we LOVE the little beast.

Looks like the one below:


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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to the Awesome August Areal Attack Announcement!   Fri Sep 02, 2016 8:27 am

kaitlyn3837 wrote:
Ozark Wizard wrote:
Despite having some of my ordinance blowing up in my face, the missile is enroute to target. ETA Friday afternoon.  I had to be specific with the courier, as it seems advertised ETAs don't always come to fruition.  

I'm having ordinance issues as well. I was hoping that the kinks would be worked out by now... But after losing a couple of fingers (not really) I have come to the realization my bomb will be late.

Aiming for after effect, sir! Will still send transmission after launch is successful (which should be tomorrow morning if this ordinance gets fixed).

My fellow bombers, I look forward to the coordinated spectacle!

P.S. The burnt PO van is pretty freakin' funny!

Ordinance issue worked itself out early yesterday AND bird made it in the air. I'm stoked! Code will be transmitted to command right now!
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to the Awesome August Areal Attack Announcement!   Fri Sep 02, 2016 10:42 am

scratch For some reason, the package went to the distribution center, and then was sent to a different post office in Winston-Salem this morning. : scratch The phone there only rings busy; message sent to the USPS, but who knows if they'll figure anything out. geek In any case, no arrival today (or tomorrow) Sad
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to the Awesome August Areal Attack Announcement!   Fri Sep 02, 2016 11:05 am

Looks like mine is 99% of the way there. The last 1% will likely take til tomorrow though.

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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to the Awesome August Areal Attack Announcement!   Fri Sep 02, 2016 12:03 pm

Direct hit.

September 2, 2016 , 9:40 am Delivered, Parcel Locker
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to the Awesome August Areal Attack Announcement!   Fri Sep 02, 2016 5:41 pm

Mine seems to be in the near region. The pilot is disoriented and looking for the target perhaps.
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to the Awesome August Areal Attack Announcement!   Fri Sep 02, 2016 6:09 pm

Mercury is in retrograde, things are weird.....

Ozark ordinance has arrived!
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to the Awesome August Areal Attack Announcement!   Fri Sep 02, 2016 9:44 pm

My little Fokker got a bit lost too, must be a mighty hard target to find. Should hit Saturday according to flight control.

Cheers all

Tim
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to the Awesome August Areal Attack Announcement!   Sat Sep 03, 2016 7:21 am

No response by the USPS to my email, but the tracking now states that a problem was identified and that 'The local facility has been alerted and is taking steps to correct the problem.' Whatever that might mean Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to the Awesome August Areal Attack Announcement!   Sat Sep 03, 2016 8:49 am

They took it out of the dumpster and put it back on the conveyer belt.

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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to the Awesome August Areal Attack Announcement!   Sat Sep 03, 2016 12:35 pm

And we have official confirmation of delivery on target!



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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to the Awesome August Areal Attack Announcement!   Sat Sep 03, 2016 1:39 pm

So it begins!
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to the Awesome August Areal Attack Announcement!   Sat Sep 03, 2016 3:17 pm

Mine is delivered as well...
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