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Brewdude

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PostSubject: Re: Todays chuckle   Fri Sep 08, 2017 7:14 pm

Stick wrote:
Oregon leads America in both marital infidelity and clinical depression. What a sad state of affairs.

Eh? I doan tek yer meaning laddie!?

scratch


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PostSubject: Re: Todays chuckle   Sat Sep 09, 2017 7:29 am

Brewdude wrote:
Stick wrote:
Oregon leads America in both marital infidelity and clinical depression. What a sad state of affairs.

Eh? I doan tek yer meaning laddie!?

scratch


Cheers,

RR

Ok...

Oregon is a state.
If you were clinically depressed you'd be sad, or in a sad state, with 'state' being used to describe a way of being, e.g.,  'He'd received some very bad news and was in a terribly sad state'.
Marital infidelity can be described as an 'affair' e.g., 'He was having an affair with the office administrator'.

No?

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PostSubject: Re: Todays chuckle   Sat Sep 09, 2017 8:27 am

Stick wrote:
Brewdude wrote:
Stick wrote:
Oregon leads America in both marital infidelity and clinical depression. What a sad state of affairs.

Eh? I doan tek yer meaning laddie!?

scratch


Cheers,

RR

Ok...

Oregon is a state.
If you were clinically depressed you'd be sad, or in a sad state, with 'state' being used to describe a way of being, e.g.,  'He'd received some very bad news and was in a terribly sad state'.
Marital infidelity can be described as an 'affair' e.g., 'He was having an affair with the office administrator'.

No?

Wink

Ah! I see said the blind man!

cherry


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PostSubject: Re: Todays chuckle   Sat Sep 09, 2017 9:39 am

Yup, a beautiful play on words, and perhaps not so far off the mark of facts.... lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Todays chuckle   Sat Sep 09, 2017 11:47 am

How about this one...

As a kid I was made to walk the plank. We couldn’t afford a dog.
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PostSubject: Re: Todays chuckle   Sat Sep 09, 2017 12:40 pm

While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake. ~ Henny Youngman
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PostSubject: Re: Todays chuckle   Sat Sep 09, 2017 7:58 pm

Stick wrote:
How about this one...

As a kid I was made to walk the plank. We couldn’t afford a dog.

I've been accused of being thick as a plank guv'nor. But I got that one loud and clear!

cat


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PostSubject: Re: Todays chuckle   Wed Sep 20, 2017 8:48 pm

As I get older, I realize:

#1 - I talk to myself, because there are times I need expert advice.


#2 - I consider "On Trend" to be the clothes that still fit.


#3 - I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off.


#4 - My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance for idiots that needs work.


#5 - The biggest lie I tell myself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."


#6 - I have days when my life is just a tent away from a circus.


#7 - These days, "on time" is when I get there.


#8 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid - but it sure does muffle the sound.


#9 - Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes ,

then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?

#10 - Lately, I've noticed people my age are so much older than me.


#11 - "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering why I'm there.


#12 - When I was a child, I thought nap time was punishment. Now it feels like a mini vacation.


#13 - Some days I have no idea what I'm doing out of bed.


#14 - I thought growing old would take longer.


#15 - Aging sure has slowed me down, but it hasn't shut me up.


#16 - I still haven't learned to act my age.



And remember..... Youth is a gift of nature. Age is a work of art.


Wink



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