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PostSubject: The world's most perfect food...   Wed Apr 01, 2009 3:02 pm


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PostSubject: Re: The world's most perfect food...   Wed Apr 01, 2009 3:11 pm

Just plain disgusting! tongue
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PostSubject: Re: The world's most perfect food...   Wed Apr 01, 2009 3:16 pm

OK, hold on!

Bacon is a necessity. Yes it's bad for you but what doesn't taste great with bacon in it? It's so F'in-good we can reason that it's one of those things that we must simply allow ourselves even though we know it'll clog our arteries faster than mainlining gear oil.

BUT--------- It is a natural meat product and there's no way that this could be made to not go rancid without some serious chemical engineering involving carcinogenic preservatives and God knows what. Suspect

Yeah, great. Now we mix pork fat and high octane preservatives to deal the death blow to the baby boomer generation. Give it away free! Make sure we all die before we can cash in any social security or medicare benefits Laughing Quick coronary failure and cancer in a bottle. MMMmmmm mmmmm good! cheers

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PostSubject: Re: The world's most perfect food...   Wed Apr 01, 2009 4:14 pm

Hmmm...April Fools?
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PostSubject: Re: The world's most perfect food...   Wed Apr 01, 2009 4:18 pm

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Hmmm...April Fools?
Good call!
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PostSubject: Re: The world's most perfect food...   Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:02 pm

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PostSubject: Re: The world's most perfect food...   Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:47 pm

I thought the perfect food was Lexington Style (western NC) barbecue?
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PostSubject: Re: The world's most perfect food...   Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:51 pm

I agree with Puff Daddy, bacon is a necessity. It's part of the three basic food groups, caffeine, nicotine, and nitrates.
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PostSubject: Re: The world's most perfect food...   Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:07 pm

Grease is your friend cheers
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PostSubject: Re: The world's most perfect food...   Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:31 pm

Yooper wrote:
the three basic food groups, caffeine, nicotine, and nitrates.
I'd say pork fat, coffee and tobacco. When you break it down to the volatile chemical components it's not as much fun No

But, on any given day you could substitute any of the above three with pie, beer, fried chicken (or fried anything, for that matter), tacos or taters cheers

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PostSubject: Re: The world's most perfect food...   Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:38 pm

McDonald's Double Angus Burger with bacon and cheese... super size the fries and a medium "diet" coke Laughing Shocked Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: The world's most perfect food...   Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:44 pm

Ya know,

I spend many sleepless nights wondering why I am officiating at a funeral service for a Vegan that has never eaten at a McDonald's... what a waste... Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: The world's most perfect food...   Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:58 pm

You ever think about slipping a double quarter pounder with cheese into the dead vegans casket Paul? Laughing

Ever comment how this carrot eater is dead while you, the presiding preacher, had a half dozen slices of bacon with your eggs for breakfast? Smile

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PostSubject: Re: The world's most perfect food...   Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:03 pm

Puff Daddy wrote:
You ever think about slipping a double quarter pounder with cheese into the dead vegans casket Paul? Laughing

Ever comment how this carrot eater is dead while you, the presiding preacher, had a half dozen slices of bacon with your eggs for breakfast? Smile

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PostSubject: Re: The world's most perfect food...   Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:19 pm

I honestly gagged a little when I saw that image Embarassed
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PostSubject: Re: The world's most perfect food...   Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:32 am

Slow Puffs wrote:
Ya know,

I spend many sleepless nights wondering why I am officiating at a funeral service for a Vegan that has never eaten at a McDonald's... what a waste... Rolling Eyes

Wow. You Canadians must really like your McDonald's, huh? Ick.

Do you guys have any Hardee's or Carl's Jr. up there? That's where I normally get my burgers.
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PostSubject: Re: The world's most perfect food...   Thu Apr 02, 2009 7:41 am

Just remember, there is nothing that can't be improved by deep fat frying. And, if it's green on your plate, it has probably gone bad Very Happy
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