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PostSubject: corny   Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:34 pm

Two farmers attending an agricultural convention and were relaxing at the bar. One offered the other a drink, Hi, I'm Al, I have a small farm in New Hampshire, about fifty acres and I grow fruits and vegetables. Well son, offered the other farmer, I'm Ken from Kansas, I grow corn on my land, but I don't consider fifty acres to be much of a farm. Why, I can drive all day in my pickup and never get to the end of my land.
Al looked at him and said, Yeah, I used to have a truck like that.
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PostSubject: Re: corny   Wed Jun 17, 2009 8:31 pm

Laughing Laughing Laughing

Pay attention, that one will fly right over your head. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: corny   Wed Jun 17, 2009 11:39 pm

I still have a truck like that!!!! Didn't know I was so rich in land. lol!
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PostSubject: Re: corny   Wed Jun 17, 2009 11:49 pm

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: corny   Wed Jun 17, 2009 11:49 pm

Three old men of 70,80,and 90 were smoking their pipes and bemoaning the
ravages of old age.
The 70 year old said "I used to be able to piss with such force,now it just dribbles out and takes forever."
The 80 year old said "I used to have a healthy bowel movement every morning
when I was young,now I'm always constipated."
The 90 year old man said "Boys,I don't have those problems at 90.At 7AM every
morning I piss a stream,at 8AM I have a full movement every day."
"What's your secret they asked?"
"I don't get out of bed till 9AM he replied." Twisted Evil

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