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jhuggett
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PostSubject: Pipe Limericks   Mon Oct 05, 2009 5:50 pm

I was goofing around in another thread and posted a limerick about the topic and thought it would be cool to call upon the members here to start writing their own pipe related limericks. Maybe form a collection that we could expand on over the years. I'll start with one I just threw together as an example. I'm sure some of you can come up with some great ones.

There was a blender named Pease,
Who crafted tobacco with ease.
After two tins,
Then it begins.
Tobacco Acquisition Disease.

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PostSubject: Re: Pipe Limericks   Mon Oct 05, 2009 6:15 pm

There once was a young piper from Boston
Alarmed by tobaccos high cost-in
He filled up his cellar with tobacco that feller
Now forever in his basement he is lost-in
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PostSubject: Re: Pipe Limericks   Mon Oct 05, 2009 6:22 pm

lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Pipe Limericks   Tue Oct 06, 2009 2:04 pm

There once was a pipeguy from Mass
Who fell in love with a hot little lass
When he pulled out his pipe
He found he wasn't her type
Of all smokers she most strongly disliked
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PostSubject: Re: Pipe Limericks   Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:40 pm

There once was a piper from Kent,
Who's churchwarden was so long it was bent ... oh never mind cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Pipe Limericks   Tue Oct 06, 2009 10:20 pm

There once was a piper named Dave

Who kept 3nuns stashed in his cave

kilted1 I think I will stop there too.
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PostSubject: Re: Pipe Limericks   Tue Oct 06, 2009 10:44 pm

An intrepid young smuggler named Stan
Was determined to foil Customs' plan
He packed his toupée with
A whole pound of Gawith
And also, Prince Albert in the can.
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PostSubject: Re: Pipe Limericks   Wed Oct 07, 2009 12:37 am

There was a young piper called Pope,
Who thought he would try Irish rope.
To save him some labor
he used a cheese grater
and soon put his heart-rate on lope ...

Betting someone's keyboard is full of ashes now Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: Pipe Limericks   Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:33 pm

There was a young smoker named Rob
Who the other pipers thought was a snob
Until one day
He joined right away
An online forum called BOB
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PostSubject: Re: Pipe Limericks   Wed Oct 07, 2009 9:14 pm

There is a fine artisan named Rad
Whose pipes one would love to be had
So try as I may
I will own one some day
Then I shall surely be glad
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PostSubject: Re: Pipe Limericks   Wed Oct 07, 2009 10:03 pm

kilted1 wrote:
There was a young piper called Pope,
Who thought he would try Irish rope.
To save him some labor
he used a cheese grater
and soon put his heart-rate on lope ...

Betting someone's keyboard is full of ashes now Twisted Evil

That kicks ass! cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Pipe Limericks   Wed Oct 07, 2009 10:05 pm

Bowing deeply Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Pipe Limericks   Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:26 pm

That was a good one!

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PostSubject: Re: Pipe Limericks   Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:06 pm

Nothing rhymes with Texas!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Pipe Limericks   Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:08 pm

there once was a monster named Outlaw
who kept a pipe stuck in his jaw
He sat with a grin
pipe resting on his chin
and said, "nothin rhymes with Texas!"
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PostSubject: Re: Pipe Limericks   Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:15 pm

NONSENSE

There once was a man from Texas
where he lived in spite of his ex's
He took up the pipe
to bury his gripe
and soon found that it was his nexus! cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Pipe Limericks   Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:18 pm

Texas Outlaw wrote:
Nothing rhymes with Texas!!!!

From a country song, "All my exes live in Texas."
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PostSubject: Re: Pipe Limericks   Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:19 pm

kilted1 wrote:
NONSENSE

There once was a man from Texas
where he lived in spite of his ex's
He took up the pipe
to bury his gripe
and soon found that it was his nexus! cheers

You are the limerick King!!!! king
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PostSubject: Re: Pipe Limericks   Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:07 pm

brilliant limerick Kilted1. Bravo!
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PostSubject: Re: Pipe Limericks   Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:29 pm

There was a young man named Bill,
Thought pipe smoking might be quite a thrill.
He tried it one night
With some Haddo's Delight.
And he's sitting there smoking it still.
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PostSubject: Re: Pipe Limericks   Sat Oct 10, 2009 7:30 pm

This evening I sit with my briar
relaxing in front of the fire
my woes are allayed
like smoke rings, they fade
my spirits are lifted much higher

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PostSubject: Re: Pipe Limericks   Sat Oct 10, 2009 8:26 pm

Bravo Centurian 803 and Mark
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PostSubject: Re: Pipe Limericks   Sat Oct 10, 2009 8:32 pm

He lived with the love of his life,
his pipe-smoking caused lots of strife.
He smoked out-of-doors.
whilst doing his chores.
The things that we do for 'the wife' affraid
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PostSubject: Re: Pipe Limericks   Sat Oct 10, 2009 9:29 pm

There once was a pipe-smoking wag
Who bought Carter Hall by the bag
When asked of his pastime
He replied, "When's the last time
you paid less than five bucks for a shag?"
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PostSubject: Re: Pipe Limericks   Sat Oct 10, 2009 11:19 pm

Very good Doc! LMAO cheers
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