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Location : Brandenburg, Ky
Registration date : 2007-12-10

PostSubject: Laughing at Sykes   Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:26 am

AP: Japan stops International Terrorist.

Earlier today reports came out of Narita that a suspect with WMD had been apprehended trying to board a plane with large numbers of small pyrotechnic decices.
One F.Sykes Wilford an American residing in South Carolina was stopped by brave and sharp witthed Japanese Security Forces carrying large numbers of propane containers with detonators. Upon interrogation the man denied nefarious intentions sticking to his cover as a 'pipe and tobacco salesmen.'. When attempts were made to bring the terrorist into custody Wilford lunged at a passer-by attempting to set fire to the mans rolled up tobacco leafs while shouting El Padron en Pease. U.N. Linguistics experts have been called into to advise what the man was screaming.
American Officials have yet to comment but an Anti-Terrorist group known as Truth.com went on record as praising the fearless effort of JDF and affrimed the man was well known in the U.S. as a purveyer of Biological Weapons and is suspected of killing millions with his activitys in producing second hand smoke. A co-worker of Wilford, Bear Graves stated that 'Sykes was a quiet man who kept mostly to himself' when interviewed.

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Location : Chestnut, IL
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PostSubject: Re: Laughing at Sykes   Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:46 am

Laughing Laughing Laughing That's pretty good.


"Never turn your back on a Breen".
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PostSubject: Re: Laughing at Sykes   Tue Nov 10, 2009 8:28 am

It's wonderful to know that such brave men are watching out for our welfare! Whether we want them to or not. cyclops
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PostSubject: Re: Laughing at Sykes   Wed Nov 11, 2009 11:12 pm

PB has a great search engine or a wild and crazy mind.
You should team up with the Dark Lord and write captions for his calendars.
For example:"March 15- Be aware of friends smoking Castello pipes." Not great, I know that you could do better.
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