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puros_bran
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PostSubject: Two envelopes..   Fri Jan 15, 2010 2:36 pm

Got an envelope while I was away... from Natch.. Cannon Plug (Good in a weird way) 1792 (ummm still out on it) and Dark Flake unscented (haven't tried yet) The Mrs said there was another envelope in the van. I wondered "What'd he forget that he wanted to send" ...
I waited for her to come home from lunch with anticipation.. Uhhh this aint from Natch, its from MTV, "Must be the Platinum Record I recorded" I thought.. I opened it, something fell into my hand, my hand started burning, like a Vamp in sunlight, or a Politician on a lie detector... owwww gawd the pain... I dropped whatever it was and ran to the bed room because I was hearing what sounded like gunfire.. It was my pipes, they were exploding.. My closet where I store my tobacco caught on fire, quickly spreading into the bedroom.. My pipe nails all bent.. my tobacco pouch just turned to dust. Needless to say I was freaked out, I mean I've seen the Exorcist and Ammityville Horror, and all that surely this was some kind of Demonic power unleashed upon me... As I ran from the house I glanced over on the floor at what had been dropped from my hand, the label said "Walnut".
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PostSubject: Re: Two envelopes..   Fri Jan 15, 2010 2:39 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Two envelopes..   Fri Jan 15, 2010 2:49 pm

The sender should have placed a warning label on the envelope, that Walnut is a very dangerous substance to be letting fly with no warning.

That Natch sent me some Cannon plug as well, I think I like it.
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PostSubject: Re: Two envelopes..   Fri Jan 15, 2010 3:14 pm

I like it... its freaky like RATM, Korn, Limp BIZKIT.... MOOD MEDICINE.
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PostSubject: Re: Two envelopes..   Fri Jan 15, 2010 3:18 pm



If Cannon Plug was a song.
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PostSubject: Re: Two envelopes..   Fri Jan 15, 2010 3:19 pm

buka buka wawa buka wa wawa bukabukabuka wa wawawa...
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PostSubject: Re: Two envelopes..   Fri Jan 15, 2010 3:38 pm

I Love It!
Good analogy.
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PostSubject: Re: Two envelopes..   Fri Jan 15, 2010 3:49 pm

Even I must say that is a good one PB! Laughing Laughing Laughing However, could it be the Tobacco Gods exacting judgement on those that blaspheme the Holy Grail of tobacco leaf. Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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