Ogres and things

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=129608795&sc=fb&cc=fp

The Phantom Tollbooth was one of my favorites when I was little. I think I might just have to read this.

come on, do you think a bunch of pipe smoking opinionated scalawags listen to npr? now leave me alone, Garrison Keillor is about to read the news from lake wobegon.

bruins wrote:

come on, do you think a bunch of pipe smoking opinionated scalawags listen to npr? now leave me alone, Garrison Keillor is about to read the news from lake wobegon.

Come on, do you think a 23-year-old woman smokes a pipe and hangs out online with a bunch of pipe-smoking, opinionated scalawags who don't listen to npr?

I don't think you smoke a pipe

puros_bran wrote:

I don't think you smoke a pipe

That was way out of line.

Lollipop if I wanted to talk to you I'd have put my hotpants back on.. I know you love the way they look on me.

"I have no response for that"

Joe vs the Volcano

puros_bran wrote:

I don't think you smoke a pipe

No worries, PB doesn't believe what most people say. It's a... character trait.

I can't believe you said that

puros_bran wrote:

I can't believe you said that

I rest my case.

puros_bran wrote:

Lollipop if I wanted to talk to you I'd have put my hotpants back on.. I know you love the way they look on me.

i don't know what that means, but damn it's funny.

by the way, i don't think she's a 23 y.o. female either. i think she's one of the many sides of justpipes....

Anyway. .. I listen to NPR quite a bit. Most of the programs are good, at least in my opinion.
And I used to play D&D.. so Orges are cool...

But the image of me in hotpants has ruined this whole thread.

puros_bran wrote:

Anyway. .. I listen to NPR quite a bit. Most of the programs are good, at least in my opinion.
And I used to play D&D.. so Orges are cool...

But the image of me in hotpants has ruined this whole thread.

no, no...do go on sir. (dammit! i'm smoking my pipe too fast again.)

Yup. He wasn't kidding, you know:

http://thebureauchiefs.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/zardoz.jpg

LL wrote:

Yup. He wasn't kidding, you know:

http://thebureauchiefs.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/zardoz.jpg

oh, you are wicked good!

That was back before I gained weight.... but I still wear the outfit even though my belly hangs over...

And... I told you to get rid of that pic when we broke it off

LL wrote:

Yup. He wasn't kidding, you know:

http://thebureauchiefs.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/zardoz.jpg

Now, that is wrong on so many levels! Excuse me while I go wash out my mind's eye.

THAT WOMAN may or may not smoke a pipe, but you can't deny the fact she is without any doubt (SMOKING).

Has she captured your soul with her female charms,,,

Just Saying she has made 311 post on this board everything she does is for our benefit and most of them have been to my liking. So I said she is SMOKING, THAT'S ALL I MEANT.

She's actually a pretty cool chick...

Kinda like a lil sister.. well one that didn't take your GI Joes and make them date Barbie..and one that didn't take your Joe Montana rookie cards and use them as book marks...and one that didn't squeel ya out to "Da Man" when you ate the last ice cream sammich... come to think of it, she really aint much like a lil sis..

PegLegEd wrote:

Just Saying she has made 311 post on this board everything she does is for our benefit and most of them have been to my liking. So I said she is SMOKING, THAT'S ALL I MEANT.

No slam intended Ed,,,,she's one of the brothers as far as I'm concerned,,,,I'd sit down, light a pipe and drink beer with her,,,

This thread has so much schtick i thought Statler and Waldorf were going to weigh in with their opinion!

Aw, shucks guys!