Real people still play chess??? Man, I wish I had someone to play some chess with over a good pipe. My best friend and I used to hit up a Dunkin Donuts at night and play until about 2:00 am.
In fact, I specifically remember him shoving all the pieces on the floor when I beat him. It was a good thing I wasn't using my marble set at the time.
That or Risk. I love a good game of Risk.