Was listening to some early morning sports talk radio on ESPN, the commentator said the Browns couldn't possibly send the pall bearers. They let so many fans down for so long, and are certain to continue to do so, that they'd be too busy burying fans to concentrate on football. It would set a new and flourishing business into motion, and with all the business they'd have, they'd have to get league approval for an officially licenced NFL interment program. Roger Goodell could not be reached for comment
These are horrible times and all sorts of horrible people are prospering, but we must never let this disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to annoy and hinder them at every turn.