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Kyle Weiss

Kyle Weiss

Location : Reno, NV
Registration date : 2011-09-18

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PostSubject: Changing my tune: crush on a gorgeous lady...   Changing my tune:  crush on a gorgeous lady... EmptySat Sep 07, 2013 4:01 pm

I was having a cigar at my local Tinder Box, and this gal ran into me.   Pleasant as could be, even if she was out just looking for something to eat.   She didn't seem to mind I didn't have much to give her.  I was in love.  It might have been the large eyes, tanned exterior, plump posterior...

...or those skinny six legs and piercing stare:

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...fortunately she wasn't a man-eater.   Twisted Evil

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RDPipes

RDPipes

Age : 66
Location : East Texas
Registration date : 2011-12-15

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PostSubject: Re: Changing my tune: crush on a gorgeous lady...   Changing my tune:  crush on a gorgeous lady... EmptySat Sep 07, 2013 4:22 pm

No, they wait till during sex and then bite the males head off. (True)

Praying Mantis
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Briar Spirit

Briar Spirit

Age : 52
Location : England UK
Registration date : 2012-08-30

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PostSubject: Re: Changing my tune: crush on a gorgeous lady...   Changing my tune:  crush on a gorgeous lady... EmptySat Sep 07, 2013 7:26 pm

Oh dear Kyle, your fellah aint gonna be too pleased, getting all googly eyed over a 'lady', what ever is the world coming to. Wink 
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scotties22

scotties22

Age : 39
Location : Missouri
Registration date : 2012-06-10

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PostSubject: Re: Changing my tune: crush on a gorgeous lady...   Changing my tune:  crush on a gorgeous lady... EmptySat Sep 07, 2013 7:59 pm

This is what I had going on in my backyard yesterday. The kids got all wild and crazy and I didn't get to stick around for the head eating.

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monbla256

monbla256

Age : 74
Location : DFW Metroplex, Texas
Registration date : 2012-01-15

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PostSubject: Re: Changing my tune: crush on a gorgeous lady...   Changing my tune:  crush on a gorgeous lady... EmptySat Sep 07, 2013 8:21 pm

OOOOO, this could go some places even the Rubber Room wouldn't allow Razz  Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil 
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Kyle Weiss

Kyle Weiss

Location : Reno, NV
Registration date : 2011-09-18

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PostSubject: Re: Changing my tune: crush on a gorgeous lady...   Changing my tune:  crush on a gorgeous lady... EmptySat Sep 07, 2013 10:12 pm

5)

True. This forum could turn an accounting ledger into a tawdry display of indecent thoughts. I love you

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MisterE

Location : Mexico City
Registration date : 2009-08-24

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PostSubject: Re: Changing my tune: crush on a gorgeous lady...   Changing my tune:  crush on a gorgeous lady... EmptySun Sep 08, 2013 12:18 am

Very nice!! Those are great to have around in the summer as pest control. Quite trusting to sit on your finger like that, too. cheers 
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Harlock999

Harlock999

Location : Los Angeles
Registration date : 2010-10-22

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PostSubject: Re: Changing my tune: crush on a gorgeous lady...   Changing my tune:  crush on a gorgeous lady... EmptySun Sep 08, 2013 12:22 am

She's a beaut Kyle, but I still prefer my head chomping ladies to be on the
voluptuous side...
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docwatson

docwatson

Location : Central Massachusetts and midcoast Maine
Registration date : 2008-03-21

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PostSubject: Re: Changing my tune: crush on a gorgeous lady...   Changing my tune:  crush on a gorgeous lady... EmptySun Sep 08, 2013 10:19 am

That's quite a catch Kyle, I bet the relationship was a short one.
Very Happy 
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i.keenum

i.keenum

Age : 30
Location : coast of mississippi
Registration date : 2011-06-12

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PostSubject: Re: Changing my tune: crush on a gorgeous lady...   Changing my tune:  crush on a gorgeous lady... EmptySun Sep 08, 2013 11:26 am

I thought mantis would spit if you held them?
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Richard Burley

Richard Burley

Location : North Coast NY
Registration date : 2011-04-09

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PostSubject: Re: Changing my tune: crush on a gorgeous lady...   Changing my tune:  crush on a gorgeous lady... EmptySun Sep 08, 2013 11:31 am

i.keenum wrote:
I thought mantis would spit if you held them?
Only if you're not in a relationship with one. Kyle obviously has a thing goin' with this one. Whatever turns ya' on, I say.
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plumbernater

plumbernater

Age : 60
Location : Huntsville Alabama
Registration date : 2011-02-26

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Every thing starts some where Kyle. Being your the out doorsy type, who would figure.
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Kyle Weiss

Kyle Weiss

Location : Reno, NV
Registration date : 2011-09-18

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PostSubject: Re: Changing my tune: crush on a gorgeous lady...   Changing my tune:  crush on a gorgeous lady... EmptySun Sep 08, 2013 1:59 pm

Oh, you like 'em short'n'plump, eh 'Lock? I love you

Ian, I believe you're thinking of llamas. Laughing

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scotties22

Age : 39
Location : Missouri
Registration date : 2012-06-10

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PostSubject: Re: Changing my tune: crush on a gorgeous lady...   Changing my tune:  crush on a gorgeous lady... EmptySun Sep 08, 2013 2:31 pm

Naaaaaaa.....he's talkin' bout grasshoppers Razz
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i.keenum

i.keenum

Age : 30
Location : coast of mississippi
Registration date : 2011-06-12

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PostSubject: Re: Changing my tune: crush on a gorgeous lady...   Changing my tune:  crush on a gorgeous lady... EmptySun Sep 08, 2013 3:18 pm

....... So grasshoppers spit and mantis swallow is that it? Color me confused.
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Brewdude

Age : 67
Location : Arid-zona
Registration date : 2011-05-04

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PostSubject: Re: Changing my tune: crush on a gorgeous lady...   Changing my tune:  crush on a gorgeous lady... EmptySun Sep 08, 2013 7:30 pm

i.keenum wrote:
....... So grasshoppers spit and mantis swallow is that it? Color me confused.


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Cheers,

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Carlos

Age : 63
Location : Chestnut, IL
Registration date : 2007-12-10

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PostSubject: Re: Changing my tune: crush on a gorgeous lady...   Changing my tune:  crush on a gorgeous lady... EmptySun Sep 08, 2013 9:09 pm

That time of year. I found one in the yard today.

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Kyle Weiss

Kyle Weiss

Location : Reno, NV
Registration date : 2011-09-18

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PostSubject: Re: Changing my tune: crush on a gorgeous lady...   Changing my tune:  crush on a gorgeous lady... EmptyMon Sep 09, 2013 12:21 pm

Hey, I'm still the only one that had a mantis seem to want to share my tobacco at the B&M. Changing my tune:  crush on a gorgeous lady... 710492
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Bub

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Registration date : 2007-12-15

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PostSubject: Re: Changing my tune: crush on a gorgeous lady...   Changing my tune:  crush on a gorgeous lady... EmptyMon Sep 09, 2013 8:42 pm

That's why they are praying
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RonA3597

RonA3597

Age : 71
Location : Lawrenceville, GA
Registration date : 2008-03-15

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PostSubject: Re: Changing my tune: crush on a gorgeous lady...   Changing my tune:  crush on a gorgeous lady... EmptyTue Sep 10, 2013 7:52 am

Don't hold her too tight or she'll get POed and bite the crap out of you. affraid 
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gravel

gravel

Age : 46
Location : Oregon
Registration date : 2011-12-07

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PostSubject: Re: Changing my tune: crush on a gorgeous lady...   Changing my tune:  crush on a gorgeous lady... EmptyWed Sep 11, 2013 1:42 am

Kyle Weiss wrote:
Oh, you like 'em short'n'plump, eh 'Lock?   I love you 

Ian, I believe you're thinking of llamas.   Laughing 

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Who doesn't think of llamas? I mean, really.
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Kyle Weiss

Kyle Weiss

Location : Reno, NV
Registration date : 2011-09-18

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PostSubject: Re: Changing my tune: crush on a gorgeous lady...   Changing my tune:  crush on a gorgeous lady... EmptyWed Sep 11, 2013 3:19 pm

gravel wrote:
Who doesn't think of llamas? I mean, really.
Thread-ending reality wins the day. cheers Laughing
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