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monbla256

monbla256

Age : 74
Location : DFW Metroplex, Texas
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PostSubject: Best line in a TV script   Best line in a TV script EmptyMon Sep 16, 2013 11:09 pm

Tonight I heard the BEST piece of script writing when a character in a show said "... your not a criminal, your worse, you're a politician " Twisted Evil Twisted Evil 
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bosun1

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PostSubject: Re: Best line in a TV script   Best line in a TV script EmptyTue Sep 17, 2013 1:39 am

The "Leave it to Beaver" line comes immediately to mind (g).
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AJ

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Age : 71
Location : East of the Rocky Mountains
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PostSubject: Re: Best line in a TV script   Best line in a TV script EmptyTue Sep 17, 2013 10:20 am

monbla256 wrote:
Tonight I heard the BEST piece of script writing when a character in a show said "... your not a criminal, your worse, you're a politician " Twisted Evil Twisted Evil 
AMEN! Preach on brother! cheers Best line in a TV script 710492 cheers 

AJ
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Slartibartfast

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Age : 53
Location : California
Registration date : 2011-09-25

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PostSubject: Re: Best line in a TV script   Best line in a TV script EmptyTue Sep 17, 2013 5:22 pm

Jack & Victor's patter from Still Game :



Winston givin' it tight to Boaby.  Scroll forward to about 3:30 ...



"if I was Long John Silver, you'de be the first to walk the plank ya wank!"

Razz           Razz           Razz 


OK, not TV scripts but quality nonetheless :

The scene from Woody Allen's Deconstructing Harry where he's taking an elevator down to hell and the voice announcement is calling out the levels as he decends ...

Floorfive...muggers, aggressive panhandlers and book critics.
Floorsix...right wing extremists, killers, lawyers who appearon TV.
Floorseven...the media.  Sorry, that floor is all filled up.
Flooreight...escaped war criminals,TV evangelists and the NRA.
Lowest level...everybody off.




For the anti-politico angle I like the scene from The Hunt for Red October when the president's national security adviser is about to ask Jack to attempt to make contact with Captain Ramius...

Listen, I'm a politician, which means I'm a cheat and a liar, and when I'm not kissing babies, I'm stealing their lollipops, but it also means that I keep my options open.


affraid           affraid           affraid
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Mozjo33

Mozjo33

Age : 52
Location : Columbus, OH
Registration date : 2011-12-04

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PostSubject: Re: Best line in a TV script   Best line in a TV script EmptyTue Sep 17, 2013 8:15 pm

George Costansa: "Jerry, just remember. It's not a lie... if you believe it..."

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riff raff

riff raff

Location : Western Maryland
Registration date : 2011-05-24

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PostSubject: Re: Best line in a TV script   Best line in a TV script EmptyTue Sep 17, 2013 9:08 pm

That made me laugh when I heard it, my wife works for a politician!
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