First off, happy thanksgiving all!
Thanksgiving is a day to spend relaxing with friends and family and having a celebratory feast. Of course a lovely roast turkey will grace every table, but beware, the turkeys have had enough and are plotting their revenge. Take care and use caution if strolling in the countryside, walking off your thanksgiving meal, lest you end up like this poor soul.
These are horrible times and all sorts of horrible people are prospering, but we must never let this disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to annoy and hinder them at every turn.