HomeHome  SearchSearch  RegisterRegister  Log in  
 

 Dinner in the tobacco barn

Go down 
AuthorMessage
Ozark Wizard

Ozark Wizard

Age : 56
Location : Mark Twain National Forest, MO
Registration date : 2014-10-11

Dinner in the tobacco barn Empty
PostSubject: Dinner in the tobacco barn   Dinner in the tobacco barn EmptySat Aug 29, 2015 4:55 pm

So.........

Went out to check the hangers this morning and almost stepped on a copperhead snake. About 2 feet long.

Normally, I leave the snakes alone in there, 'cause it keeps the rodent and insect population down.

Copperhead........

So, lopped off it's head and got it skinned. The head went into the woodstove. The skin into a batch of rubbing alcohol and glycerin to cure, and the meat got floured, egged, breaded and fried.

Anybody know what use there is for the venom? Hate to waste it............
Back to top Go down
Dutch

Dutch

Age : 55
Location : On the road.......
Registration date : 2010-11-06

Dinner in the tobacco barn Empty
PostSubject: Re: Dinner in the tobacco barn   Dinner in the tobacco barn EmptySat Aug 29, 2015 5:06 pm

Wiz, those copperhead skins are worth a couple hundred bucks, because they look so cool on bow limbs. The longer they are, the more they will bring.

Maybe you could sell the set to a bowyer, and throw in a little venom for him to mix into the limb glue, for a little extra mojo on the release.
Back to top Go down
Ozark Wizard

Ozark Wizard

Age : 56
Location : Mark Twain National Forest, MO
Registration date : 2014-10-11

Dinner in the tobacco barn Empty
PostSubject: Re: Dinner in the tobacco barn   Dinner in the tobacco barn EmptySat Aug 29, 2015 5:09 pm

Talked to a local witch and she said to make it into a love potion........

Isn't just what you might expect to hear from a witch?

Back to top Go down
Dutch

Dutch

Age : 55
Location : On the road.......
Registration date : 2010-11-06

Dinner in the tobacco barn Empty
PostSubject: Re: Dinner in the tobacco barn   Dinner in the tobacco barn EmptySat Aug 29, 2015 5:12 pm

I would expect a real witch to wiggle her nose, and turn it into a love potion for me, and not just talk about it.
Back to top Go down
George Kaplan

George Kaplan

Age : 50
Location : Kalamazoo, MI
Registration date : 2012-01-07

Dinner in the tobacco barn Empty
PostSubject: Re: Dinner in the tobacco barn   Dinner in the tobacco barn EmptySat Aug 29, 2015 5:17 pm

That might work, Dutch, but a year later there would be some other guy living in your house, being called by your name, and everyone would just act like that was normal, never mentioning the first Dutch.
Back to top Go down
Dutch

Dutch

Age : 55
Location : On the road.......
Registration date : 2010-11-06

Dinner in the tobacco barn Empty
PostSubject: Re: Dinner in the tobacco barn   Dinner in the tobacco barn EmptySat Aug 29, 2015 5:23 pm

George, I didn't stop to give that consideration. Touche!
Back to top Go down
 
Dinner in the tobacco barn
Back to top 
Page 1 of 1

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
Brothers of Briar :: Community :: The Round Table-
Jump to: