Don't be ludicrous Cretans. This is for the enlightened,progressive,who worships mother Gaia as she should be. I wouldn't expect you to understand, but I do expect you to do your part. I'm going on a 30 city in 30 night tour to educate the common people like you on just how disastrous your lifestyle has become. Stop driving combustion engines, stop leaving your nightlight on, stop all your ozone depleting carbon dioxide emissions you call 'breathing'. With any luck we will have you living in a cave wiping your butt with you hand before our glorious leader comes to power in November. If not we will just have to kill you for your own good.