Oh I laughed so hard. I don't do well in big city environments so the wife decided I needed to see NYC. The second we hit town proper I spouted a gusher of a nose bleed. We had to go into a bodega and pick up a tourist t-shirt. I seriously looked like an ax murderer. Lol. Needless to say I've not been back to the big city again. You might want to pick up a good quality apron or make one. It saves a lot of ruined clothes.