Headmint
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Despite what my avatar shows, I am not drinking beer at the moment. It's like 8:30 in the morning and my college days are well behind me.
I enjoy both drinking beer and smoking pipes, so it's no surprise that I often drink beer and smoke pipes atthesametime.
I feel kinda silly saying 'rotation,' so let's just say I always have some Prince Albert in my tobacco drawer. I go through phases where it speaks to me and phases where it bores me shitless. It's a mellow, easy going burley smoke with a pleasant nuttiness. By no means is it a complex pipe tobacco, but it is what it is and it does what it does well enough.
Like I said, I often enjoy it and will smoke it daily, but sometimes it turns blah to me and I'll set it aside for weeks or months at a time. When I drink beer, however, I absolutely cannot stand it. Under the influence of barley, malt, hops, and alcohol, it gets all atrocious and becomes very, very cigarette-y. Probably 6 or 8 times, I've found myself smoking a bowl of Prince Albert and having a beer and screaming "YUCK!"
Don't ask me why I kept trying it with beer. Guess I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed. Those days are behind me now, however.
Cigarettes are among the nastiest, worst-tasting, vomit-inspiring objects ever designed by mankind, and my simple mind is blown daily by the fact that so many people smoke them willingly and without a gun to the head. I mean, people actually get in their cars, drive to stores, and buy cigarettes ON PURPOSE!
Wow.
I don't know why Prince Albert has this quality for me. I realize that the beer alters my palate, but to turn so completely into cigarette tobacco is kind of bizarre in my opinion. As I type this, I find myself becoming angry with my little red pouch of Prince Albert and want to open my tobacco drawer and shout at it "Why? Why do you have this quality?"
But I won't. That would just be weird.
I enjoy both drinking beer and smoking pipes, so it's no surprise that I often drink beer and smoke pipes atthesametime.
I feel kinda silly saying 'rotation,' so let's just say I always have some Prince Albert in my tobacco drawer. I go through phases where it speaks to me and phases where it bores me shitless. It's a mellow, easy going burley smoke with a pleasant nuttiness. By no means is it a complex pipe tobacco, but it is what it is and it does what it does well enough.
Like I said, I often enjoy it and will smoke it daily, but sometimes it turns blah to me and I'll set it aside for weeks or months at a time. When I drink beer, however, I absolutely cannot stand it. Under the influence of barley, malt, hops, and alcohol, it gets all atrocious and becomes very, very cigarette-y. Probably 6 or 8 times, I've found myself smoking a bowl of Prince Albert and having a beer and screaming "YUCK!"
Don't ask me why I kept trying it with beer. Guess I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed. Those days are behind me now, however.
Cigarettes are among the nastiest, worst-tasting, vomit-inspiring objects ever designed by mankind, and my simple mind is blown daily by the fact that so many people smoke them willingly and without a gun to the head. I mean, people actually get in their cars, drive to stores, and buy cigarettes ON PURPOSE!
Wow.
I don't know why Prince Albert has this quality for me. I realize that the beer alters my palate, but to turn so completely into cigarette tobacco is kind of bizarre in my opinion. As I type this, I find myself becoming angry with my little red pouch of Prince Albert and want to open my tobacco drawer and shout at it "Why? Why do you have this quality?"
But I won't. That would just be weird.