Buying a banana slicer? Read the reviews first.

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Steveaux

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"As you may or may not know, I have 27 trained monkeys I use to do my evil bidding."

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dshpipes

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I mean... it looks like you could have perfectly sliced bananas for your breakfast cereal... or easily feed your evil hoard of monkeys. Either way, this is a winning product.
 

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That's awesome. I've never seen reviews like that on Amazon. It almost makes me want to read all 507 of them...almost.

My favorite so far:

"I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way."
 

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DoverPipes":wg80ocqk said:
The one star reviews are hysterical.......
+1 !!!


When I ordered the 571b banana slicer, I was under the impression that it was a family friendly product. I was shocked when I opened the box to see the size of the banana slicer! No banana on earth can measure up to this unrealistic standard! I have several adolescent bananas at home and I fear for their self esteem. When they compare themselves to the 571b they can't help but feel inadequate.
 
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