(...we join The Raj Show, now in progress, with host Raj Plenestopreen and cleavage host Enema Squee...)
Raj: Happy of Bastidge Day, everyboddy!
Enema: ...uh, Raj...I don't think you've got it exactly right...
Raj: What?! Why you are tell to me such thing?
Enema: Well, July 14 is supposed to be a celebration of Bastille Day...you know — the French Revolution...
Raj: Noboddy told to me of this. When this happen, Bastidge Day?
Enema: No...it's Bastille Day, and it happened in 1789.
Raj: So I guess maybe why that is noboddy telling me, huh?
Enema: Well, you weren't around when it happened, so yeah...I guess that explains it.
Raj: But what is this thing, "Bastille".
Enema: It was an old fortress that they used as a prison — a symbol of the king's power and authority. There was a rebellion, and they stormed the Bastille, and then Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité turned into a blood bath called The Reign of Terror...you know, as if replacing one form of violence and injustice with another actually could have solved anything.
Raj: And these estupid Frenches...they are calling that "revolution"?
Enema: Well, I admit...it doesn't make any sense to me either.
Raj: So I was right anyway. Today should be call it Bastidge Day...for estupid bastidge from hell.
Enema: I think your accent lapsed for a second there. Don't you mean "estoopid bastoord"?
Raj: OK yeah...that too.
Enema: And now, this word from Hogtitz Brewery...makers of brewskis of indeterminate repute since sometime last month...
Raj: Happy of Bastidge Day, everyboddy!
Enema: ...uh, Raj...I don't think you've got it exactly right...
Raj: What?! Why you are tell to me such thing?
Enema: Well, July 14 is supposed to be a celebration of Bastille Day...you know — the French Revolution...
Raj: Noboddy told to me of this. When this happen, Bastidge Day?
Enema: No...it's Bastille Day, and it happened in 1789.
Raj: So I guess maybe why that is noboddy telling me, huh?
Enema: Well, you weren't around when it happened, so yeah...I guess that explains it.
Raj: But what is this thing, "Bastille".
Enema: It was an old fortress that they used as a prison — a symbol of the king's power and authority. There was a rebellion, and they stormed the Bastille, and then Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité turned into a blood bath called The Reign of Terror...you know, as if replacing one form of violence and injustice with another actually could have solved anything.
Raj: And these estupid Frenches...they are calling that "revolution"?
Enema: Well, I admit...it doesn't make any sense to me either.
Raj: So I was right anyway. Today should be call it Bastidge Day...for estupid bastidge from hell.
Enema: I think your accent lapsed for a second there. Don't you mean "estoopid bastoord"?
Raj: OK yeah...that too.
Enema: And now, this word from Hogtitz Brewery...makers of brewskis of indeterminate repute since sometime last month...