I Think I Know Why Older Women Are So Grouchy

[RSteve]

In the last hour of my TV watching, there are been ads for Blue Chew, Get Roman, and Lemonaid Health. Some of those old gals thought they were done and others are grouchy 'cause they're not gettin' none.

 

[Blackhorse]

Old women are grouchy cause they often have to put up with old men.

 

[Natch]

"Old women are grouchy cause they often have to put up with old men."

Exactly what She Who Must Be Obeyd would say!

 

[RSteve]

True story. I've posted earlier that I have a physician nephew, 62 years old. About ten years into his career, 1998, he was specializing in geriatric medicine. It was the year that sildenafil, a heart medication, began to be marketed as Viagra, a treatment for E.D.
Once word of mouth and some advertising put Viagra in the general parlance, he began to get his older male patients asking about its effectiveness, safety, cost and availability. Pfizer, the maker, had given many physicians samples, which he distributed to his patients, who asked for them, and my nephew felt were sufficiently healthy to use the drug.

My nephew laughed as he related this to me, some years ago. Within a day or two of handing out samples to his patients, virtually all were calling his office asking him to call in prescriptions for the medication.

As weeks passed, the wives of his patients made appointments to see my nephew. My first thought was that they were going to ask him to discontinue prescribing the medication.

"No, Uncle Steve. All said basically the same thing. 'My husband hasn't been this attentive and happy in years. But will you prescribe a lotion or salve for me. I'm really quite sore, down below.' "

 

[Ranger107]

LOL. Several years ago I went on a Caribbean barefoot cruise. Met this old guy named Mack who was 82 at the time. In one of our conversations the subject of sex came up. He extolled the benefits of viagra. Said it made him feel 25 again. He was living in Venezuela at the time and had a 30 year old Latin lady companion. I didn't need it at the time so took it with a grain of salt. Then a few years later, after my chemo treatments and taking meds for high blood pressure I developed ED. My doc prescribed Levitra. Boy did it work great. Now, at 73, the viagra works great for me. Due to age wife and I are not as active as I was in my 60s, but when we are it's a godsend and the wife appreciates it as much as I do.

 

[RSteve]

God bless you for your honesty! I was always afraid of it, but as age and years of lack of use took a toll, I grew hesitant to become intimate with any woman after my wife died. A woman I was dating insisted that we spend a weekend at an upscale resort in northern MN together and had made reservations and paid for the weekend.
I had ample sildenafil from being in a test group to see if a daily regimen of the drug would lessen the symptoms of benign prostate hyperplasia. During the test, I'd been on a 20 mg. daily dose.

About an hour prior to our first night together, I chugged down 5 of the 20 mg. dosed tablets. I was in total amazement, even shock, when the drug hit my system and we were together.

I do want to caution anyone who is tempted to try the combination medication of 100 mg.Sildenafil with 60 mg. Dapoxetine. Dapoxetine is a selective serotonin reuptake inhibitor which will significantly increase the time you'll spend actively engaged with your partner.
Super Kamagra

 

[Ranger107]

Well, I am nothing if not honest. Integrity is a trait I consider essential in life and in business. May have been different if my wife had died, but as we divorced when I was 42 and still in my prime I went a bit nutso, dating as many women as possible. I was a good dancer and hung out in a C&W honkey tonk where the ratio of women to men was close to 2 to 1. A wonder I didn't end up with multiple STDs. Guess I was just really lucky. After a year or so I got smart and calmed down thank God. But after my chemo in 2008, when I turned 60, and still being in fairly decent physical shape, I wasn't ready to give up, thus the need, or desire, for Levitra. Would be interested in how you got a woman to pay for a weekend at a fancy resort? Best I ever did was a lady who was a reservations specialist for Marriot. She treated me to a weekend at the Marriot in beautiful downtown Kansas City, lol.

 

[RSteve]

Would be interested in how you got a woman to pay for a weekend at a fancy resort?

She was the widow of a guy I'd known for many years. He owned multiple shopping centers and apartment complexes, and left his widow very wealthy. To her the cost of a weekend at a resort was something to be taken care of by her accountant. Her late husband was significantly older than her and had been treated for Parkinson's Disease for several years prior to his death. Her goal, I'm quite certain, was for me to marry her, which I had no intention of doing. She was and is a woman of impeccable reputation and I am quite certain remained true to her marriage vows during her husband's life. We were two people who had lost our respective spouses, she about ten years prior to me, I'd guess in her mid-fifties. Because of her husband's illness, she'd "done without" since her mid to late 40s and was ready to see if her engine still ran. In her 20s and 30s, she was, in motor terms, a Honda 160 scrambler. When we dated and spent the weekend together, she was closer to a military issue deuce and 1/2.

 

[Ranger107]

Not quite sure I get the analogy to a deuce and half. Heavy and slow, rugged and ready to go through any terrain, reliable in any mission? Guess if I had to classify the women I dated I would say they were mostly like Harley cruisers, comfortable and good for the long haul, with a few ninja racers now and then. Most in their mid/ late 40s but a couple of 30 year olds. Anyway, sounds like she would have taken good care of you. Lol.

 

[RSteve]

Heavy and slow until her motor was running, then like a runaway freight train.