When monkeys fly out of my ......

[RSteve]

I frequently used that expression when my daughters were growing up and wanted to do something I disapproved, such as a teenage co-ed slumber party. "You can go with my blessing when monkeys fly out of my ass." My daughters are 42+ and 35. I'm seriously thinking of getting a tattoo of a monkey flying out of my buttcrack.

 

[Ranger107]

That should be interesting. Be sure to post, lol.

 

[Corncobcon]

No pictures please!!!

 

[BriarBeagle]

Do it!