The sad thing is you could spend all day posting pictures like that, theres so many hackjob auto repairs/modifications out there. I like the beer bottle opener door handle though. I had a friend who had a car with rusted out floor pans, he made a hinged trap door so he could dump his empty beer cans out while he was on the interstate
I use to have a 52 Chevy truck that I had a rope run between the doors to hold them closed while driving. Of corse this was a while back. worked real good doubled as a seat belt.