oupa
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To many buying a new pipe may not be a big deal, but, to me it is a rare occasion.
Having had my FrankenKeyser stolen, I currently have only one and it has been working overtime to cope with my nicotine lust.
Here in Australia, especially if you stay in the middle of nowhere like I do, it is not possible to find a selection of candidates to fondle before deciding what to buy, so I had to go online.
Bit like looking for a wife in a "lonely hearts" column!:shock:
I pondered the various offerings - shapes, sizes, colors and looks.
Man, I never realized how many ladies there are to choose from.
There are those with heritage...with solid credentials, impeccable character references....but usually expensive to procure and just a little mundane in appearance.
Then there are those with the drop dead looks....maybe with a bit of a questionable reputation and mixed references.
You choose your new partner, ask around about her and the family she comes from and get all the info you can find.
Lots of navel gazing........ pondering.....head scratching.......and so on.
Then SHE walks into your life and you say "WOW - look at that little beauty....I am in Love"!!!
No amount of good advice will change your mind.
Throw caution to the wind and do the evil deed.
I just had to meet this lady in person.
db amber she calls herself.
Some love her, others say she is a flawed creature....I am about to find out for myself. :cheers:
Dirk
Having had my FrankenKeyser stolen, I currently have only one and it has been working overtime to cope with my nicotine lust.
Here in Australia, especially if you stay in the middle of nowhere like I do, it is not possible to find a selection of candidates to fondle before deciding what to buy, so I had to go online.
Bit like looking for a wife in a "lonely hearts" column!:shock:
I pondered the various offerings - shapes, sizes, colors and looks.
Man, I never realized how many ladies there are to choose from.
There are those with heritage...with solid credentials, impeccable character references....but usually expensive to procure and just a little mundane in appearance.
Then there are those with the drop dead looks....maybe with a bit of a questionable reputation and mixed references.
You choose your new partner, ask around about her and the family she comes from and get all the info you can find.
Lots of navel gazing........ pondering.....head scratching.......and so on.
Then SHE walks into your life and you say "WOW - look at that little beauty....I am in Love"!!!
No amount of good advice will change your mind.
Throw caution to the wind and do the evil deed.
I just had to meet this lady in person.
db amber she calls herself.
Some love her, others say she is a flawed creature....I am about to find out for myself. :cheers:
Dirk