Cobbez-vous?

[Handsome Dynamite]

The Universe is not even aware that we exist.

But we are the part of the universe that is aware of our own and the universe's existence.

Then if someone's colon is full of crap, and their colon is part of them, then aren't they full of crap?

 

[Vito]

The Universe is not even aware that we exist.

But we are the part of the universe that is aware of our own and the universe's existence.

Then if someone's colon is full of crap, and their colon is part of them, then aren't they full of crap?

No. Only the parts that are full of crap are full of crap--for example, a constipated colon...or in some cases, the brain.

Unless of course the individual in question is a "complete asshole", as they say. In that case, yes--I think it's safe to say that he's full of crap.

:joker:

 

[babysinister]

The Universe is not even aware that we exist.

But we are the part of the universe that is aware of our own and the universe's existence.

Then if someone's colon is full of crap, and their colon is part of them, then aren't they full of crap?

Yes, but that universe would be aware that there is crap in it. Just not human beings. That's why cobs were invented, to forget the pain that the universe's indifference causes us.

 

[Doc Manhattan]

Not to interrupt the philosophy, but I noticed on Walker Briar's site that MM is raising their prices in 2011.

I can't imagine it'll be too hard on the wallet anyway, but if you were thinking of getting a new cob (maybe to taste all your Secret Santa goodies), pull the trigger now. They sell pretty briskly, so old stock at old prices will be gone before you know it.

 

[Handsome Dynamite]

The Universe is not even aware that we exist.

But we are the part of the universe that is aware of our own and the universe's existence.

Then if someone's colon is full of crap, and their colon is part of them, then aren't they full of crap?

Yes, but that universe would be aware that there is crap in it. Just not human beings. That's why cobs were invented, to forget the pain that the universe's indifference causes us.

Cobs? I thought that was what tobacco in general was for.

 

[Krusty]

1. Do you smoke corn cob pipes? Daily
2. How many do you own? 5
3. How many of them do you smoke...and how often? All of em, at least once a day.
4. What do you smoke in 'em? PA for the most part. VA flake otherwise.
5. What do you like about them? A cob really will serve well with pretty much any tobacco.
6. What don't you like about them? Those damned plastic stems.
7. Would you trust your elected "leaders" more if they smoked cobs? In a word, no.
8. Why not? While a pipe really can serve as the barometer of a person.... ah hell, politicians are just too deep in it for a pipe alone to have any redeeming qualities for the skunks!
   
   Extra Credit Question: What is the meaning of life? 42

 

[LV9]

# Do you smoke corn cob pipes? yes
# How many do you own? 6
# How many of them do you smoke...and how often? 3 at least once a week
# What do you smoke in 'em? aromatics
# What do you like about them? Aromatics seem to taste better in them.
# What don't you like about them? the plastic stems and that they are a pain to clean
# Would you trust your elected "leaders" more if they smoked cobs? no
# Why not?
Because I trust no one.

 

[absent]

# Do you smoke corn cob pipes? Yes
# How many do you own? 3
# How many of them do you smoke...and how often? all, every other day or so
# What do you smoke in 'em? whatever
# What do you like about them? inexpensive, smoke good
# What don't you like about them? the way the stem runs down into the bowl
# Would you trust your elected "leaders" more if they smoked cobs? No
# Why not? Because they're pipes not magic wands.

 

[Greenleaf]

1.)I smoke 'em.
2.)Own six.
3.)Smoke cobs daily--any time of day I might not be smoking a briar or sleeping.
4.)I smoke my usual burleys in 'em.
5.)Good flavor, cool smoke, ideal for windy conditions, good feel in the hand, rugged, low maintenance, easier to buy than briars, cheap.
6.)The stems may wear out quickly, but you can buy them for 25 cents each when ordering the pipes online. They are not exactly uniform in size and all, this annoys me. Few MM designs are large enough and/or functional for serious smoking. Never seen a pipe pouch that might accomodate an MM General. Some good designs don't have hardwood bottoms, this annoys me.
7.)I wouldn't trust anybody, or vote for anybody unless they could do something positive for smokers.
8.)Trusting is stupid.

 

[Harlock999]

Eight cob auction!

http://cgi.ebay.com/EIGHT-UNSMOKED-MISSOURI-MEERSCHAUM-CORN-COB-PIPES-/390271498067?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item5addfe7753

 

[MisterE]

1.Do you smoke corn cob pipes? No

2.How many do you own? 0

3.How many of them do you smoke...and how often? Never

4.What do you smoke in 'em? Nothing

5.What do you like about them? Don't dislike, but can't say I like

6.What don't you like about them? Need to try some

7.Would you trust your elected "leaders" more if they smoked cobs? No

8.Why not? If Hitler smoked a pipe, I wouldn't like him just because he did. Same goes for a politician

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Greenleaf]

Hitler was a pioneering anti-smoker, I'd like to see him in the Nazi war criminal section of Hell just for that.

Reagan quit pipes, I think before becoming president. Damn his eyes.

If more politicians smoked, this country might be a more bearable place with a less than doomed future. Hell, if one smoked a cob in public I'd campaign for him, maybe take a bullet for him, but I'd never trust the SOB.

 

[Vito]

...Hell, if one smoked a cob in public I'd campaign for him, maybe take a bullet for him, but I'd never trust the SOB.

Greenleaf:

There is only one politician I would trust, and that would be the one who campaigned on the following platform, and then actually delivered:

• I repudiate the policies of every one of my predecessors.
• I will enact no new legislation whose sole purpose is not to repeal existing legislation.

Of course, that person would be unelectable. The belief that politicians can solve our problems is one of the most deeply cherished fantasies of The People<img class="emojione" alt="" title=":tm:" title=":tm:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/emojione/assets/png/2122.png?v=2.2.7"/>.

:joker: