Okaaaayyy. I'll go along with that for the sake of being a good citizen and all, even though it IS kinda a contradiction in terms' sorta thing. There's just this little niggling thing...I understand that vendors here in the USofA are not getting ALL of what they would like...either in terms of amounts or items. I mean, consider - if you were a vendor and could sell out your stock for 25% more than you normally charged and do it in an afternoon...would you seek to increase the amount of 'product' you received from a manufacturer...or stay at the same level...or maybe even get less (cause it was so much hassle to sell all that tobacco, etc.)??? I remember seeing more than one comment by an e-tailer (though I couldn't point to a specific person, mind you) that the vendors here got what they were going to get, if they were lucky...and likely weren't going to get what they wanted.
Maybe I'm wrong, but the whole thing looks as fishy as a Peterson pipe stem to me. I think it's a PLOT to get even with the colonies! I say we show our disdain through ACTION! They can't treat us like this! We won't STAND for it, I tell you! I say we demonstrate our rage with a re-enactment of a classic American act...like the Boston Tea Party!!! That's right men...it's time to DO SOMETHING! But instead of Boston this time...we have to show that our rage is felt all ACROSS the country...by dumping our evil Brit tobaccos into the "Bay" clear over on the West Coast! Yeah that's right! Time for a piper's protest ROAD TRIP!!! We'll converge on one of the oldest cities in the west...the original territorial seat and historical location of the capitol! Oregon City's the place. On July 4th of this year you'll dump your weed into the Willamette River just below the falls at Oregon City. And...if you look down river a little ways...you'll see me in my boat with the dip net...scoopin' up the glory! No need to let all the weed be a total waste and potentially pollute the Pacific Ocean and all. Yeah...what I scoop up will not only protect the environment, I'll eventually fire it up as a further protest. It'll kinda be like 'burning their crops and fields' - um, in a symbolic sense, of course. Anyway, see you there.
Whew! WAY too caffinated this morning. :face: