I need to borrow $1.4M and $46,390.50

[Greyson]

I need some cash for fighting future wars and combating rebels on forest moons. I also need to stop spending time on thisiswhyimbroke.com

$1.4m gets you a fully drivable robotic death machine:

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And for the reasonable price of $46,390.50 you can buy the first ever hover bike. For me. Details here

 

[chris]

I've got some spare change lying around somewhere.

I will count it up and see what I can do.

 

[tgwilt]

Well, if you can convince each member of this board (no, I haven't counted the membership - just guessing), to send you the equivalent of 1 US Dollar, you might be off to a good start. At least $500.

On the other hand, if you convince only sane members to send you a dollar, you will end up with a nice, shiny penny!


:clown:

 

[beetlejazz]

:shock:

Ok. As someone for a soft spot for the world of Japanese animation and games, including mechas, I pronounce this EPIC!!!

BTW, are you sure it's possible to pilot one without being an angst-ridden teengater? :lol:

 

[Rob_In_MO]

Bah - for the right amount of money (and a generous pipe & tobacco donation), I'll send you a real Imperial Speeder Bike. Hell, I'll even throw in an Imperial Armor Suit if the money is right and I really like the donated tobacco blends and pipes.

(Forest Moon not included)



8)

 

[gravel]

I was getting tachikoma vibes from that - not enough legs though. How nerdy of me.

 

[Greyson]

Seriously people, it opens fire when the driver smiles. It's so full of win it might possibly have tiger blood.

 

[Briar Spirit]

You know what the crazy thing is, if I had the money I would send it your way mate, not the most noble of cause granted but what the hell , maybe I could talk you into taking it for a spin into certain political buildings and grinning your butt off for a spell.