Speaking of awesome pitchers.... White Sox pitcher Philip Humber just threw a perfect game, only the 21st in history. Incredible. I swear I didn't blink once watching him pitch that last three innings.
I ended up going to my barber, and lo and behold: he got a new shipment of mustache wax. http://www.firehousemoustachewax.com/ I've been training it for a bit over a week and a half now... It's coming along swimmingly and the handlebar is in full effect.