September's Postal Tomfoolery! This month's bombing run

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Despite a dastardly disinformation plot I am en route and on time—bomb bay doors opening, now just to get this sticky lever to give up the goods...
 
You bloody scoundrels! I was happily working the day away, trying to sell some cigars when I felt a rumble. I thought we were having a little earthquake! Low and behold, I start receiving reports from the home front that my bunker had taken multiple direct hits! I couldn't believe that I would be on the receiving end of such an attack. I scurried back to the bunker to see it for myself... It was true! The damage is immeasurable. Not to mention the stench of singed pet fur. BLEK.

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SITREP:

Tobacco
Drucquer & Sons LTD Princes Blend 100gram tin
2- Key Largo tins
The Virginia Cream tin
Haunted Bookshop
1oz - Private Stock plain
Strauss Sleepy Hollow
Maltan Ready Rubbed
Clan Original
Condor Plug
Picayune Tin
Newminster #400
ODF RR

Cigars
4- RP Edge
1- Alec Bradley Black Market
2- Mason Dixon Project
1- Macanudo Tin Cafe
1- Swisher Sweet
1- Sol Cubano
1- Man of War
1- Alec Bradley Maxx
1- Vegas Cubano Don Pepin
1- El Cobre
1- Camacho Corojo Tin

Other things
Seville Snuff
The Wind and The Cradle cd
Pipe Cleaners x2
Overcast Sea Salt chocolate
Corn Cob Pipe
Spiced Pumpkin Pie Chocolate Pieces
Little E Seasoning/rub

Ohhhhhh believe me, there will be a reckoning for this nonsense!
 
Blackhorse":o6jbodg9 said:
Oh fine.  Mine should have arrived Thursday...but it’s reported as “late”.

Thanks USPS.
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No!!!! You mean to say I haven't even weathered the full storm yet?! I am gathering the pet remains and whatever valuables I can find to take to my backup bunker. HA.
 
kaitlyn3837":fx3dr3ea said:
Blackhorse":fx3dr3ea said:
Oh fine.  Mine should have arrived Thursday...but it’s reported as “late”.

Thanks USPS.
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No!!!! You mean to say I haven't even weathered the full storm yet?! I am gathering the pet remains and whatever valuables I can find to take to my backup bunker. HA.
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Well, once you gain your bunker, you now have the perfect tobacco to enjoy the peace & quiet with!

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kaitlyn3837":lvmsp866 said:
Blackhorse":lvmsp866 said:
Oh fine.  Mine should have arrived Thursday...but it’s reported as “late”.

Thanks USPS.
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No!!!! You mean to say I haven't even weathered the full storm yet?! I am gathering the pet remains and whatever valuables I can find to take to my backup bunker. HA.
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First there is shock and then comes the awe. You know the drill.
 
Blackhorse":6hkxwbr2 said:
Way fun Condor commercial.  Nice knockers, Er...clappers?  Whaddaya call those anyway.
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I believe 'clapper' is correct
 
:twisted:

Hmmm, seemed like a good target to me! Timing is everything, eh? :cheers:
 
Darn good thing this mission is designated as “tomfoolery” cause I’m getting loads of it from out great nemesis...the USPS.

Just checked tracking AGAIN...

Here’s the latest entry:

September 30, 2018 at 9:36 pm
Arrived at USPS Regional Origin Facility
PORTLAND DISTRIBUTION CENTER ANNEX

The item is currently in transit to the destination.

:fpalm: :fpalm: :fpalm:

So MAYBE mine will get to the target some time later this week.

:evil: :evil: :evil:
 
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