The future of pipe smoking is here, and it looks like ****

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Greyson

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Stainless steel? On cold weather, won't that thing be the Manneken Pis of smoking instruments?
 
George Kaplan":vzvtlk4r said:
Or wait. Is that...um....something naughty made for a lady's frontbottom?
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So the use that experssion in english too, eh?

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That aside, pehaps it's just the multitasker a pipe-smoking lady like me needs...
 
beetlejazz":0r0r178j said:
George Kaplan":0r0r178j said:
....something naughty made for a lady's frontbottom?
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So they use that experssion in english too, eh?
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No, but after that thread about the frikkin weather got bumped to the rubber room, I'm choosing my words very carefully today. :silent:
 
George Kaplan":hvr698j4 said:
beetlejazz":hvr698j4 said:
George Kaplan":hvr698j4 said:
....something naughty made for a lady's frontbottom?
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So they use that experssion in english too, eh?
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No, but after that thread about the frikkin weather got bumped to the rubber room, I'm choosing my words very carefully today. :silent:
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Oh but that thread mentioned lakeland.

Ooops, now I said it too. :oops:
 
Oh goody, "Lakeland" has become a Rubber Room word. :D

"Mrs. Frontbottom's Lakeland Adventures."

8)
 
i'd love to hear from some metallurgist types here about whether stainless steel would be a good medium for pipe smoking. have people like Falcon made bowls out of stainless before?

obviously that thing was designed for a different demographic than us tobacco-in-briar types, but one never knows!

i actually love the idea of the magnetic cover - that's a neat touch. been eyeing the new(?) savinelli line that includes "caps" for each of the pipes.

doody.

:farao:
 
Hey Doody, I think it's a viable option, except stainless steel tastes nasty. Especially if the delicate molecular properties that make stainless steel...well, stainless...are interrupted. Sometimes I can't eat from certain utensils because of the metalurgy, and I could swear I'm eating raw iron.

There's those ridiculously expensive "Pipes of the Future" on ebay that are a suspended, metal bowl in a wire matrix/basket thing. Ugly as hell, if you ask me, but I guess some people like 'em. Not for me.

8)
 
beetlejazz":gelrdjn4 said:
Perhaps it's the name of the... multitasker.
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You must be right. The blend I was thinking of is called "Frog Morton's Whispering Eye".



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Looks like a cross between a weed pipe and a pregnancy test and one of them portable keychain ashtray deals.

Do not want!

Soon to be paired with Dunhills Peepin' Tom!
 
that pipe is for a whole different kind of pipe weed, my friends. illegal stuff in most states... :drunken:
 
woodsmansbriar":fshn5f5h said:
Looks like a cross between a weed pipe and a pregnancy test and one of them portable keychain ashtray deals.
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So you first smoke Green XXX in it, stump a cig in it, pee in it, put it in your pocket and keep partying and the next day it tells if you got pregnant last night? :scratch:
 
beetlejazz":2sn2zeao said:
woodsmansbriar":2sn2zeao said:
Looks like a cross between a weed pipe and a pregnancy test and one of them portable keychain ashtray deals.
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So you first smoke Green XXX in it, stump a cig in it, pee in it, put it in your pocket and keep partying and the next day it tells if you got pregnant last night? :scratch:
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...Yes.
 
Not so sure if it works that well on men, George. So I would still advice being cautious when... jarring.
 
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